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Posted 09 February 2014 - 09:30 PM

I want to watch some Ice Hockey!!!


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"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 09 February 2014 - 09:47 PM

Ice dancing isn't sport. I'm sorry but it just isn't.


While I agree, that would also rule out those expression based snowboarding events

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Posted 09 February 2014 - 09:56 PM

Stop making sense.


 

 

 


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Posted 09 February 2014 - 09:57 PM

Harvest tonight. No sleeeeep. I'm not actually doing anything but my house is essentially in the middle of the vineyard. Ha

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Posted 09 February 2014 - 09:58 PM

Stop swearing!!

 

 

 

 

 

nah who am I kidding, swear aways fuckers


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 09 February 2014 - 09:59 PM

Just realised I can watch TV from my shitter. Life changed.

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Posted 09 February 2014 - 10:01 PM

Life is amazing and forked up at the same time!


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"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 09 February 2014 - 10:01 PM

While I agree, that would also rule out those expression based snowboarding events

Not really.

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Posted 09 February 2014 - 10:05 PM

Almost exactly.
Haha Josh was that beer can being thrown at the soccer at the game you were betting there'd be a riot?

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Posted 09 February 2014 - 10:07 PM

Mum just came in and told me some sad news about nan, she has dementia and has become worse over the years, and is in a home, however it would seem that she has had enough, she's refusing to eat and drink anything and just wants to go peacefully.

 

It's news that I have had thought over for the last few years to try to desensitise myself to, however it hasn't worked :(

 

Not good Ash, sorry to hear it.


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Posted 09 February 2014 - 10:08 PM

Almost exactly the opposite


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Posted 09 February 2014 - 10:09 PM

 

Not good Ash, sorry to hear it.

 

Cheers, and cheers to all. I'm ok now, I really needed to get it out while balling my eyes out, it won't get better over the next few weeks, i'll just take it as it comes. I'm already not looking forward to THAT phonecall.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 09 February 2014 - 10:12 PM

I know right


You're not even trying. I'm tired right now, take it up with the others that agreed.

Shit ash, missed that. Sucks bro.

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Posted 09 February 2014 - 10:12 PM

It makes it no easier, but remember it's your Nan's decision.


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Posted 09 February 2014 - 10:13 PM

I love her no matter what. Blood is thicker than water!


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"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 09 February 2014 - 10:14 PM

Mum just came in and told me some sad news about nan, she has dementia and has become worse over the years, and is in a home, however it would seem that she has had enough, she's refusing to eat and drink anything and just wants to go peacefully.
 
It's news that I have had thought over for the last few years to try to desensitise myself to, however it hasn't worked :(


Shit i missed this mate.

My Nan went exactly the same way. When i came back from England she didnt recognise me, and just thought Vicky and I were some nice couple that were living with my mum and dad. She thought my Dad, her son, was her brother. And thought my Pop was due home any day now. He'd passed away about 20 years earlier.

She did the same, passing on food and water.

She finally passed away last year. I say finally because she had no idea who she was, where she was and didnt recognise any of her family for a good 2 years before she passed.

It was so sad when she passed away, but to be honest she hadnt been with us for years, which meant we had all pretty much dealt with it.

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Posted 09 February 2014 - 10:17 PM

You're not even trying. I'm tired right now, take it up with the others that agreed.


Awww diddums is tired.

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Posted 09 February 2014 - 10:18 PM

Cheers Brett, means alot.


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"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 09 February 2014 - 10:21 PM

I wasad that gran fell off within a few months of diagnosis for motor nurons. But now my nan is doing the long slow fight... I don't know.

Thoughts are with you Ashley

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Posted 09 February 2014 - 10:25 PM

Roy hg just smashed tora brite





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