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#2701 Hypnotic

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Posted 09 February 2014 - 10:28 PM

Brett, the sad thing about your story is not how close to home that is with nan is, it's more the fact that I already know that is how I will be leaving the world in the many years to come.

 

It may seem morbid to think that, however from the many years of drugs and alcohol it's amazing how quickly I can forget about every day things (including my own name every now and then).

 

It's tough, but they were my decisions, and if I had my time again........

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wouldn't change a thing!


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 09 February 2014 - 10:39 PM

Stay up mang.

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Posted 09 February 2014 - 10:39 PM

Start training your brain again Ash.

Sig worthy.

 


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Posted 09 February 2014 - 10:41 PM

Stay up mang.

 

 

I'm well up!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

We are talking about my penis right?


Start training your brain again Ash.

 

Slowly doing that, I am certainly not beyond repair but I am not far from.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 09 February 2014 - 10:46 PM

I'm always talking about your penis

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Posted 09 February 2014 - 10:49 PM

Most people are


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 09 February 2014 - 10:51 PM

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Posted 09 February 2014 - 10:56 PM

I would go with a darker grey paint job otherwise that is sick!


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 09 February 2014 - 10:59 PM

Didn't see that either Smashley, sorry to hear bro!

 

I'm getting there with my Nan, she still lives at her home, but she's got the memory of a goldfish now.

It's about time she had a permanent carer. :(


I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.


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Posted 09 February 2014 - 11:00 PM

Agreed.

New topgear, to me, is on.

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Posted 09 February 2014 - 11:01 PM

Honestly, I miss the nan that I remember, I don't the like the one I have now....while I might burst out into tears as I type this, for her sake I can't wait for this to be over for her.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 09 February 2014 - 11:05 PM

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I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.


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Posted 09 February 2014 - 11:06 PM

Nothing wrong with feeling that way ash

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Posted 09 February 2014 - 11:08 PM

This makes me laugh.

Today Tonight asking another dumb arse question to retards on the street BUT the comments on this post are funnier than the story itself.

https://www.facebook...681451338563220

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.


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Posted 09 February 2014 - 11:10 PM

Perth heat won the abl

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Posted 09 February 2014 - 11:20 PM

If someone showed me Melbourne skyline I doubt I could pick it without logos
If someone showed me Melbourne skyline I doubt I could pick it without logos
If someone showed me Melbourne skyline I doubt I could pick it without logos

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Posted 09 February 2014 - 11:31 PM

3 times! Really? is that really a thing?


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 09 February 2014 - 11:32 PM

Sleeppp tractor

3 times! Really? is that really a thing?


I'm shaking is why

3 times! Really? is that really a thing?


I'm shaking is why

3 times! Really? is that really a thing?


I'm shaking is why

3 times! Really? is that really a thing?


I'm shaking is why

3 times! Really? is that really a thing?


I'm shaking is why

3 times! Really? is that really a thing?


I'm shaking is why

3 times! Really? is that really a thing?


I'm shaking is why

3 times! Really? is that really a thing?


I'm shaking is why

3 times! Really? is that really a thing?


I'm shaking is why

3 times! Really? is that really a thing?


I'm shaking is why

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Posted 09 February 2014 - 11:34 PM

This makes me laugh.

Today Tonight asking another dumb arse question to retards on the street BUT the comments on this post are funnier than the story itself.

https://www.facebook...681451338563220


We on the east coast don't have to put up with that shit anymore. They finally axed today tonight here.



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Posted 09 February 2014 - 11:35 PM

Yep, today,tonight is for the same sort of losers that enjoy ACA


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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