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#2661 peteRS

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Posted 09 February 2014 - 09:00 PM

I remember doing flaming Lamborghini's at Jerimiah's which was quite possibly the seediest, dodgiest club in Perth. My mate didn't quite have his extinguished before slamming it back. Which him spew fire was kind of cool.

 

We had to drink ours through a straw before the straw melted...bad idea.


 

 

 


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Posted 09 February 2014 - 09:01 PM

Sounds like a Sambuca snake bite....god awful.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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#2663 Harry88

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Posted 09 February 2014 - 09:02 PM

My bags are all packed ready for Bali tomorrow.



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Posted 09 February 2014 - 09:04 PM

It's not all it's cracked up to be.

 

Agreed.

 

This was when I was 19-20.

Big big day/night in Wollongong, with a bunch of uni student mates. Shit you not, got woken up by a security guard at penirth train station at like 5am the next day. I know how I got there (the train....duh) have no idea why I wanted to go to penrith........


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Posted 09 February 2014 - 09:07 PM

Now his family has to get loaded just to put up with him

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Posted 09 February 2014 - 09:07 PM

I have many a story, however I will reserve them for the likes of MDSC or HVC.


Hi Nik!


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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#2667 skillionaire

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Posted 09 February 2014 - 09:08 PM

Also hahaha I am not dropping mdsc stories on here
Also hahaha I am not dropping mdsc stories on here
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Posted 09 February 2014 - 09:09 PM

I know how I got there (the train....duh) have no idea why I wanted to go to penrith........

 

hahahahaha That would have blew my mind to wake up there.



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Posted 09 February 2014 - 09:10 PM

Duck yeah figure skatimg . is there some kind of schedule for what will be terravized?

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Posted 09 February 2014 - 09:10 PM

I have many a story, however I will reserve them for the likes of MDSC or HVC.


Hi Nik!

 

Looking forward to this :)


 

 

 


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Posted 09 February 2014 - 09:10 PM

My bags are all packed ready for Bali tomorrow.


I got a body board bag you can take ;)


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Posted 09 February 2014 - 09:11 PM

I still had a hop hog left from last night.. winning.

 


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Posted 09 February 2014 - 09:11 PM

Duck yeah figure skatimg . is there some kind of schedule for what will be terravized?

 

 

Probably not, but I am waiting for the Curling, fuckin love that shit!


 

Looking forward to this :)

 

YES!!!!!!


I still had a hop hog left from last night.. winning.

 

Shut up!


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 09 February 2014 - 09:13 PM

I got a body board bag you can take ;)

 

Too late. That joke has already been made on Facebook.



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Posted 09 February 2014 - 09:15 PM

Actually can you get me Shapelles number? you know, horny guy for horny as fork girl? C'mon man.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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#2676 Harry88

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Posted 09 February 2014 - 09:16 PM

Actually can you get me Shapelles number? you know, horny guy for horny as :fork: girl? C'mon man.

 

I'm sure you can do better than her



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Posted 09 February 2014 - 09:17 PM

Beggars can't be choosers, Harry!


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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#2678 Harry88

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Posted 09 February 2014 - 09:20 PM

 

I will see what I can do.



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Posted 09 February 2014 - 09:21 PM

Ice dancing isn't sport. I'm sorry but it just isn't.

Sig worthy.

 


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Posted 09 February 2014 - 09:25 PM

Ice dancing isn't sport. I'm sorry but it just isn't.

 

You're right, it's not a sport, it's usually what happens on a Saturday night in a nightclub in a dark alley.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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