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#2761 Zac

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Posted 10 February 2014 - 07:58 AM

Wow... if it was that good, I don't want to know...


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Posted 10 February 2014 - 08:00 AM

Kids today, no damn dedication.

 


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Posted 10 February 2014 - 08:02 AM

It's not looking good here as far as the weather goes.

 

 

I was so lucky this morning. My car battery ran flat on the weekend and I was dreading having to catch a bus & 2 trains to work. I charged it over night and finally got the car going at 0315hrs thank fork.

 

forking hate public transport. New battery this arvo.



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Posted 10 February 2014 - 08:03 AM

Naaawww you don't want to ban me!! plus, it isn't like they are giving a full body massage or anything, it is just neck and shoulders.




LISTEN TO THIS GUY!!!???

Some weeks I feel lucky just to get paid.

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Posted 10 February 2014 - 08:04 AM

LISTEN TO THIS GUY!!!???

Some weeks I feel lucky just to get paid.

 

Yep, makes me sick to my stomach.

 

 

 

Good to hear Boss, public transport sucks indeed especially if you have to travel the distance you do.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 10 February 2014 - 08:05 AM

Kids today, no damn dedication.

Older than you, kid

 

It's not looking good here as far as the weather goes.

 

 

I was so lucky this morning. My car battery ran flat on the weekend and I was dreading having to catch a bus & 2 trains to work. I charged it over night and finally got the car going at 0315hrs thank :fork:.

 

forking hate public transport. New battery this arvo.

I know that feelz...

 

LISTEN TO THIS GUY!!!???

Some weeks I feel lucky just to get paid.

New job next month... more pay, corporate

 

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Posted 10 February 2014 - 08:07 AM

Sweet, as part of the healthy week thing that work are doing this week they have organised a masseuse to come in and give everyone neck and shoulder massages, should be here between 10-2 today :D

ARE YOU FORKING KIDDING?? THIS IS HORSE SHIT!!!!!!!!!


New job next month... more pay, corporate

 

High five bro on making an epic decision.


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Posted 10 February 2014 - 08:07 AM

LISTEN TO THIS GUY!!!???

Some weeks I feel lucky just to get paid.

Hahahaha.

 


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Posted 10 February 2014 - 08:07 AM

Should I peanut butter or nutella my toast?


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 10 February 2014 - 08:08 AM

ARE YOU FORKING KIDDING?? THIS IS HORSE SHIT!!!!!!!!!

My old workplace used that have those massage people come around every friday... but I hated random strangers touching me, so no thanks


Should I peanut butter or nutella my toast?

Peanutella


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Posted 10 February 2014 - 08:08 AM

Older than you, kid


Older and?

Good work on taking the new Job though Zaccy, have you handed in notice at your current job?

 


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Posted 10 February 2014 - 08:09 AM

Should I peanut butter or nutella my toast?

mexicangirl.jpeg why dont you do both??


My old workplace used that have those massage people come around every friday... but I hated random strangers touching me, so no thanks

You turned down free workplace massages?? 


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Posted 10 February 2014 - 08:10 AM

Older and?

Good work on taking the new Job though Zaccy, have you handed in notice at your current job?

Better looking?

 

Doing that today... new job wants me to start on the 10th of March.. after my birthday weekend... so I'mm be 30 on Monday and in a new awesome salary range...

 

Don't really know all that much about the actual job and if I'll like it... but meh.. worth a try...


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Posted 10 February 2014 - 08:11 AM

Is it a fair bit more than your current job?

 


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Posted 10 February 2014 - 08:13 AM

Peanut butter and nuttella combined doesn't actually taste that nice.

 

I peanut buttered by the way, cheers for all your valuable input.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 10 February 2014 - 08:13 AM

Is it a fair bit more than your current job?

Nope... lol... something like 6%, but meh... I'll live... better career progression apparently, something I don't have in my current role and will never have here..


Peanut butter and nuttella combined doesn't actually taste that nice.

 

I peanut buttered by the way, cheers for all your valuable input.

Good choice... but I still would have gone for peanutella..


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Posted 10 February 2014 - 08:14 AM

Good choice... but I still would have gone for peanutella..

 

Good for you.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 10 February 2014 - 08:14 AM

6% is forking good!

 


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Posted 10 February 2014 - 08:16 AM

 

Good for you.

Would be good for me if I had toast to make a peanutella sandwich...

 

6% is forking good!

It is ok... most of my jobs have gone up around 10%, but this has career progression, so that is a plus as well... but totally corporate... I'm going to have to Shaz it up with my work wardrobe..


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Posted 10 February 2014 - 08:16 AM

Congrats Zac. That's great.







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