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#2801 Hypnotic

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Posted 10 February 2014 - 08:50 AM

Congrats sack.

I'm just waiting in line at check in. I hate lines.

Have one of these while you wait.

 

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As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 10 February 2014 - 08:52 AM

Hey guys, any of you have essperiansayyy with HootSuite?



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Posted 10 February 2014 - 08:55 AM

Have one of these while you wait.
 


Where from?

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Posted 10 February 2014 - 08:57 AM

Where from?

 

No idea, just found it on the interwebs and it just kind of fitted in with the conversation.


Hey guys, any of you have essperiansayyy with HootSuite?

 

Uhmmmm no


Brooklyn style double bacon cheeseburger....

 

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As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 10 February 2014 - 08:58 AM

I hate when the bun is too small for the burger.







/nohomo
/nofatchicks.

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.


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Posted 10 February 2014 - 09:00 AM

aaaaannnd the recipe
 
http://blog.hostthet...-chipotle-mayo/


OOooooooooo! That looks forking awesome!
Brooklyn double win burger, holy shit.

 


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Posted 10 February 2014 - 09:01 AM

I hate when the bun is too small for the burger.







/nohomo
/nofatchicks.



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Posted 10 February 2014 - 09:02 AM

Man, I want those burgers.

 


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Posted 10 February 2014 - 09:04 AM

Man, I want those burgers.

 

Then you will want this one as well.

 

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Alright that's enough from me, it's making me sooooper hungry.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 10 February 2014 - 09:05 AM

Haha fork I can't handle this. I'm out.

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Posted 10 February 2014 - 09:06 AM

Awwwwwwww....................

I can't wait to make chicken burger tonight... I have enough stuff at home to make another... fork yeah.

 


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Posted 10 February 2014 - 09:07 AM

Yup. I'm going to have an epic burger somewhere today...


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#2813 Hypnotic

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Posted 10 February 2014 - 09:09 AM

Ha subliminal messaging hey Zac?


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 10 February 2014 - 09:10 AM

I find the steak burgers very difficult to eat, unless the beef is slices japanese style.

 

Also, get the computer back from the shop, SSL failure on the whole internet. Spend ages spastically trying to play with settings.

 

Turns out the cubt reset the clock, so it thought it was 2008, update to the 10th, everything is coolie cool cooli coolio cool cool.



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Posted 10 February 2014 - 09:11 AM

I find the steak burgers very difficult to eat, unless the beef is slices japanese style.

 

 

I do agree.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 10 February 2014 - 09:13 AM

Good troubleshooting, Nik.

Want a job?

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.


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Posted 10 February 2014 - 09:14 AM

I dare say all the traffic has died down which means I can head into the city, the only problem will be finding parking that I don't have to pay for.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 10 February 2014 - 09:18 AM

Would like to punch fork through the cubt because I got the computer back mid last week and it's been driving me batty.

 

"So what exactly is wrong with the unit?"

//apart from the fact that if I knew exactly what was wrong with it, I wouldn't have driven half an hour to get to tell me//

 

"It doesn't turn on when I press the on button"

 

"And is there anything else wrong with it?"

 

"I'm not entirely sure, but I think we should focus on the fact that it doesn't turn on as our first task"

 

"OK no problem"

 

Poor little bastard was obviously reading off a book in sheet that he has to fill out. There should be an asterisk *if answer to A is "DOES NOT TURN ON" proceed to question J


I picture him saying to his boss, BUT, BUT, I THOUGHT...

 

"I DON'T PAY TO THINK YOU LITTLE RENDORK.


Basically rendog fixed my computer



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Posted 10 February 2014 - 09:20 AM

Hahahaha shit.... man you have not had much luck with laptops.

 


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Posted 10 February 2014 - 09:20 AM

Would like to punch :fork: through the cubt because I got the computer back mid last week and it's been driving me batty.

 

"So what exactly is wrong with the unit?"

//apart from the fact that if I knew exactly what was wrong with it, I wouldn't have driven half an hour to get to tell me//

 

"It doesn't turn on when I press the on button"

 

"And is there anything else wrong with it?"

 

"I'm not entirely sure, but I think we should focus on the fact that it doesn't turn on as our first task"

 

"OK no problem"

 

 

I just started rolling on the floor laughing.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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