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#2821 Adam

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Posted 10 February 2014 - 09:25 AM

Hahahaha


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Posted 10 February 2014 - 09:30 AM

The laptop?

 

You mean my paperweight that has never actually worked a day in it's life?

 

Thanks for bringing that up.

 

This recent story is in reference to my desktop personal computer unit.


Landscape dudes (who are genuinely awesome) just realised why sometimes it better to tell someone about a minor fork up, assumed a little nick out of a 50ML feed probably won't be a drama and can be fixed later, watered the vines last night. Place looks pretty sad this morning. That's a LOT of water.



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Posted 10 February 2014 - 09:33 AM

When you say 50ML is that Megalitres?


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 10 February 2014 - 09:41 AM

Ha subliminal messaging hey Zac?

Seems to have worked... just got to see if I can find the time to get a burger...

 

Or else, it'll be coles 1/4 chicken breast for me again

 

I find the steak burgers very difficult to eat, unless the beef is slices japanese style.

 

Also, get the computer back from the shop, SSL failure on the whole internet. Spend ages spastically trying to play with settings.

 

Turns out the cubt reset the clock, so it thought it was 2008, update to the 10th, everything is coolie cool cooli coolio cool cool.

Good stuff Nik... :)


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Posted 10 February 2014 - 09:42 AM

When you say 50ML is that Megalitres?

 

Haha, naw, 2" pipe/ 50ml. Nice catch though!



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Posted 10 February 2014 - 09:46 AM

Fair enough then. I only caught it because you said that's alot of water.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 10 February 2014 - 09:52 AM

You're a lot of water!

fork I'm hungry.

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Posted 10 February 2014 - 09:58 AM

You're a lot of water!

:fork: I'm hungry.

 

I am, about 80% to be exact


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 10 February 2014 - 10:03 AM

I am, about 80% to be exact


So about 15%ish more than the average adult? nuts.

 


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Posted 10 February 2014 - 10:05 AM

I thought it was 80%? Oh well, I do drink a shit load of water now as well.

 

 

 

Watching ABC24 live footage for the release of that bitch in bali, kind of hoping for an assassination or something exciting like that.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 10 February 2014 - 10:06 AM

Starting to regret posting my parts car on Facebook. So many forkwits, but I guess I have to put up with it because they're forkwits that buy my stuff

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Posted 10 February 2014 - 10:09 AM

Watching ABC24 live footage for the release of that bitch in bali, kind of hoping for an assassination or something exciting like that.

Exactly what I said...

 

I can't stand watching the previews of that TV show she has now... her and her family are dead set morons... gives the whole country a bad name...


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Posted 10 February 2014 - 10:10 AM

Fair enough then. I only caught it because you said that's alot of water.

 

Yeah, more the pressure than the volume I guess, the break is at the bottom of the hill and this stations services about 8acres of vines, the head pressure behind that many rows of irrigation is immense, water has struck the windows about twenty metres away, it would have been quite the sight!


I can't stand watching the previews of that TV show she has now... her and her family are dead set morons... gives the whole country a bad name...

 

I think you will find now she's out, she will be a bit like Homer bowling a 300 game.



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Posted 10 February 2014 - 10:11 AM

Hi.


 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 10 February 2014 - 10:12 AM

Shazbank!! Give me money!!!


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 10 February 2014 - 10:13 AM

I think you will find now she's out, she will be a bit like Homer bowling a 300 game.

I believe you are correct sir... I wish she got what she deserved, and not this fame and fortune for being a twit...

 

Doing it hard in prision? Right... shopping sprees with her sister sometimes, makeup done, jewellery, did some courses and found a boyfriend? Yeah... I feel so bad for her...  :mad:


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Posted 10 February 2014 - 10:13 AM

Have one of these while you wait.
 
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That looks so so so so good! Gonna get heaps of cookies next time i have subway and some ive cream and try something similar.

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Posted 10 February 2014 - 10:13 AM

Dude doing one of the Sochi courses with a camera.

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Posted 10 February 2014 - 10:14 AM

Hi.

Dude.... I'm moving up in life..

 

Need to suit up like you for work, starting next month...


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Posted 10 February 2014 - 10:15 AM

Suiting up during the week isn't too bad. As long as it is no longer then say 5:30pm, I'm ok with it. 


 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 





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