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#3341 Hypnotic

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Posted 11 February 2014 - 06:15 PM

Do it then.

 

They are almost done.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 11 February 2014 - 06:17 PM

Congrats on the resignation and new job Sack!

Thanks dude... resignation wasn't all it was cracked up to be, but yeah, new job should be good... :)

 

Congrats on the job, Zac!!!

Thanks Nagrom :)


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Posted 11 February 2014 - 06:17 PM

Good luck adam. They're hopeless in Canberra, can't imagine Bargo is much better.



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Posted 11 February 2014 - 06:19 PM

Yeah missed that. Onya, Zac!!!!

Good luck adam. They're hopeless in Canberra, can't imagine Bargo is much better.


Haha I haven't bothered looking, all those takeaway things are based around Sydney.

I have our pizza places menu in the drawer so yeah....not really much point?

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Posted 11 February 2014 - 06:20 PM

Yeah. I used one at my mate's in madrid...100+ choices!



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Posted 11 February 2014 - 06:22 PM

All good Adam... just got to see how new job goes... less GT time.. Sad..


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Posted 11 February 2014 - 06:22 PM

But more money


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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#3348 Adam

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Posted 11 February 2014 - 06:23 PM

Where's Madrid?

HURRY YHE fork UP AN DEFTROST, meat!

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Posted 11 February 2014 - 06:23 PM

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Posted 11 February 2014 - 06:24 PM

But more money

5% more... but meh... better career opportunities...


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Posted 11 February 2014 - 06:25 PM

Deadly.

I could google it

5% more... but meh... better career opportunities...


Don't talk it down. A pay rise is a pay rise.

I should ask for more $$

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Posted 11 February 2014 - 06:25 PM

5% more... but meh... better career opportunities...

 

I'll trade pay checks with you, that 5% will be more than "meh"


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 11 February 2014 - 06:26 PM

Radam, They speak chinese in Madrid......... and fight dragons in front of crowds,

How did they take the resignation Zaccy??

 


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Posted 11 February 2014 - 06:27 PM

I could google it

 

Yeah, do that


Radam, They speak chinese in Madrid......... and fight dragons in front of crowds,

 

I can confirm this is 100% true and factual



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Posted 11 February 2014 - 06:28 PM

Done.

Spain :)

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Posted 11 February 2014 - 06:29 PM

Not microwaving potatoes any more, oven baked is much better.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 11 February 2014 - 06:30 PM

I can't believe you didn't know that 

 

Maybe time to put down the pipe, methdam



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Posted 11 February 2014 - 06:31 PM

Or at least pass it this way.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 11 February 2014 - 06:32 PM

Who needs a bike? Haha.

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"The tilt function detects corners via a stereo camera mounted within the windscreen and a transverse acceleration sensor. Using the hydraulic damper units, or so called plungers, of the air suspension, it alters the rate of firmness and crucial base point for each individual damper, automatically inclining the body to an angle of up to 2.5 degrees between 30 and 180km/h to reduce lateral acceleration acting upon occupants while providing the basis for faster cornering speeds. "

I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.


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Posted 11 February 2014 - 06:33 PM

I'm not one for studying where places I don't care about/can't afford to travel to are :D

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