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Started by Liberty, Feb 01 2014 07:22 AM
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#3361 Zac

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Posted 11 February 2014 - 06:33 PM

Don't talk it down. A pay rise is a pay rise.

I should ask for more $$

Yeah.. it is fairly decent... cracked a salary milestone, so that is damn good... and if I get promoted while there, I'll be very happy... I'd be a Lead... :)

 

 

I'll trade pay checks with you, that 5% will be more than "meh"

Haha... no thanks... ;)

 

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How did they take the resignation Zaccy??

They took it pretty well, didn't make any attempt to keep me around.. but will have an exit interview.. lol


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Posted 11 February 2014 - 06:34 PM

Who needs a bike? Haha.

http://smh.drive.com...0211-32fmu.html

"The tilt function detects corners via a stereo camera mounted within the windscreen and a transverse acceleration sensor. Using the hydraulic damper units, or so called plungers, of the air suspension, it alters the rate of firmness and crucial base point for each individual damper, automatically inclining the body to an angle of up to 2.5 degrees between 30 and 180km/h to reduce lateral acceleration acting upon occupants while providing the basis for faster cornering speeds. "


Someone who wants to lean more than 2.5 degrees?? :P

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Posted 11 February 2014 - 06:35 PM

Who needs a bike? Haha.

 

 

A bike is a shit tonne cheaper

 

Haha... no thanks... ;)

 

Jerk.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 11 February 2014 - 06:40 PM

I accidentally put e10 in my bike today. Feels like a nugget.

Turns out BP doesn't label their pumps individually.

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Posted 11 February 2014 - 06:41 PM

I'm fairly certain they do. Maybe not in hick towns.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 11 February 2014 - 06:50 PM

Speaking of petrol, should go fill the car up, it's right on the empty line.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 11 February 2014 - 06:51 PM

Done.

Spain :)


Hahaha... I love the fact that you have never seen a map in your entire life :P

But meh, how many times in your life has someone held a gun to your head and said "Tell me where Madrid is or I will shoot you!"

 

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Posted 11 February 2014 - 06:56 PM

Yep, fuel is always labelled.

 

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Posted 11 February 2014 - 06:57 PM

You're talking about a cube.

 

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Time to go make a website...  :)

 

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Posted 11 February 2014 - 07:11 PM

Yep, fuel is always labelled.

 

Bargo clearly don't want to label the strength of the alcohol.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 11 February 2014 - 07:13 PM

Take the labels off and let nature take its course.

 

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Posted 11 February 2014 - 07:13 PM

I thought it was the law to have all pumps labelled correctly...?


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Posted 11 February 2014 - 07:19 PM

C'mon Anna Segull!!!!!

SOLD Legacy GTB 

SOLD Gen 1 RS turbo wagon

SOLD Gen2 Outback limited

Car less atm.......Whats next??

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Posted 11 February 2014 - 07:32 PM

Anyone win who isn't that farking Torah chick, her and her brother do not stop forking complaining....

 

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Posted 11 February 2014 - 07:36 PM

Sydney!

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Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.

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Posted 11 February 2014 - 07:38 PM

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha what the fark?

 

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Posted 11 February 2014 - 07:39 PM

the pump was labelled 91. with the ethanol bit scribbled out. but then they have a sticker on top saying do not use on older vehicles blah blah blah.

 

This was near work, not bargo.

 

 

 

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Posted 11 February 2014 - 07:44 PM

Is it just me, or is the snow forking shite in Sochi?

I don't know much about snow, but this stuff looks pants

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Posted 11 February 2014 - 07:45 PM

Anyone win who isn't that farking Torah chick, her and her brother do not stop forking complaining....

Shut your mouth. Dick.


@adam chick ski slopestyle. Anna is a good chance for a bronze!!!!

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Posted 11 February 2014 - 07:46 PM

Anyone win who isn't that farking Torah chick, her and her brother do not stop forking complaining....


They do have a valid point though.

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