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Started by Liberty, Feb 01 2014 07:22 AM
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Posted 12 February 2014 - 12:01 PM
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 12 February 2014 - 12:05 PM
Theory is coles chickens are hormone free and free-range... but whatevers... lol... bewbs...
Yeah Australian chicken doesn't use hormones, pretty sure it is not even legal any more.
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Posted 12 February 2014 - 12:05 PM
Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.
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Posted 12 February 2014 - 12:06 PM
Yeah Australian chicken doesn't use hormones, pretty sure it is not even legal any more.
Oresome...
It isn't a bad feed for $3.25.... and yeah, chicken breast is good protein... 
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Posted 12 February 2014 - 12:13 PM
Damn banks, if I follow these "how much can I burrow" calculators for a home loan, it would seem I can only get a max of $150k loan 
I think I need a better paying job, or a girlfriend that gets paid well.
Might look into it closer to mid year, both options.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 12 February 2014 - 12:15 PM
Damn banks, if I follow these "how much can I burrow" calculators for a home loan, it would seem I can only get a max of $150k loan
I think I need a better paying job, or a girlfriend that gets paid well.
Might look into it closer to mid year, both options.
Girlfriend who gets paid well, might also spend well, so might be in same situation
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Posted 12 February 2014 - 12:16 PM
That's a good point, I might cut her hands off and gag her so she can't use the credit card.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 12 February 2014 - 12:17 PM
That's a good point, I might cut her hands off so she can't use the credit card.
That might not work out as well... because she might need her hands for her job... or will she... 
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Posted 12 February 2014 - 12:18 PM
Girls are forking useless with spending money.
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Posted 12 February 2014 - 12:18 PM
Girls are forking useless with spending money.
Incorrect.
They are great at spending money.
They are useless at SAVING money.
Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.
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Posted 12 February 2014 - 12:19 PM
Hmmm, I wonder what I can get... probably nothing.Damn banks, if I follow these "how much can I burrow" calculators for a home loan, it would seem I can only get a max of $150k loan
I think I need a better paying job, or a girlfriend that gets paid well.
Might look into it closer to mid year, both options.
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Posted 12 February 2014 - 12:20 PM
Hmmm, I wonder what I can get... probably nothing.
Girlfriend-wise?
Incorrect.
They are great at spending money.
They are useless at SAVING money.
+41 billion
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Posted 12 February 2014 - 12:22 PM
Incorrect.
They are great at spending money.
They are useless at SAVING money.
These are the words I was looking for.
E.g we spent a fair bit on Saturday of ozzy day weekend. So I said, we will have to be tight next week to make up for it.
She spends $50 bucks or something on the Tuesday, on something unimportant.
When I ask her about it. "I thought you meant last week"
WTFFFFFFFFFFFF
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Posted 12 February 2014 - 12:23 PM
Girlfriend-wise?
+41 billion
Obviously that too!
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Posted 12 February 2014 - 12:28 PM
These are the words I was looking for.
E.g we spent a fair bit on Saturday of ozzy day weekend. So I said, we will have to be tight next week to make up for it.
She spends $50 bucks or something on the Tuesday, on something unimportant.
When I ask her about it. "I thought you meant last week"
WTFFFFFFFFFFFF
Haha... mine ain't too bad sometimes... though she is buying stuff on ebay, clothes and stuff, she is selling her old stuff, so she either breaks even, or more recently, has been making a profit.. which she does actually save...
Obviously that too!
Come on dude... you could get both quite easily...
On a related-ish note...
I want to buy some Land in Brisbane and build a house on it... and move there...
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Posted 12 February 2014 - 12:32 PM
Women, nope... don't really meet any.Come on dude... you could get both quite easily...
House loan, nope because don't have any money. One day though
Not ready to give up just yet.
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Posted 12 February 2014 - 12:32 PM
Looks like my sister landed a design contract for an emerging company based in Sydney with repeat work.
Successful bitch.
Successful bitch.
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Posted 12 February 2014 - 12:32 PM
Women, nope... don't really meet any.
House loan, nope because don't have any money. One day though
I've got the money, I just like to live comfortably though.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 12 February 2014 - 12:34 PM
Nice work Smashley!
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Posted 12 February 2014 - 12:36 PM
Women, nope... don't really meet any.
House loan, nope because don't have any money. One day though
Haha... tonnes of women in Bunnings dude... show them your hardware and how much of a handsyman you are... then you can do all the drilling, nailing and hammering you want...
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