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#3661 Shaz

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Posted 12 February 2014 - 12:37 PM

Ash, I will lend you more money then that calculator. 


 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 12 February 2014 - 12:38 PM

Haha... tonnes of women in Bunnings dude... show them your hardware and how much of a handsyman you are... then you can do all the drilling, nailing and hammering you want... :)


You have obviously never been to the one at Ashfield haha...... theres pretty much nothing attractive there or for the most part even in my age decade.

 


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Posted 12 February 2014 - 12:40 PM

Ash, I will lend you more money then that calculator. 

Under the table?

 

You have obviously never been to the one at Ashfield haha...... theres pretty much nothing attractive there or for the most part even in my age decade.

Hahah... obviously... seen quite a few hotties in the Penrith and Minchinbury ones...


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Posted 12 February 2014 - 12:42 PM

Ash, I will lend you more money then that calculator. 

 

I was going to ask you how that worked. If I have a decent sized deposit amount does that mean I can borrow more?


Under the table?

 

 

No, that will be the wristy.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 12 February 2014 - 12:42 PM

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Posted 12 February 2014 - 12:45 PM

Nah the amount you can borrow goes primarily of income, but you can play around with the figures a bit. 


 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 12 February 2014 - 12:45 PM

Ash, Adam should if you still are hating your jobs check out 'NDT technician been working with one the last few days, seems pretty easy ;)

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Posted 12 February 2014 - 12:46 PM

I'm ok with those pics, if they come true they would be awesome.

 

I still hate the side mirrors!


Ash, Adam should if you still are hating your jobs check out 'NDT technician been working with one the last few days, seems pretty easy ;)

 

I'm on it.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 12 February 2014 - 12:55 PM

Nah the amount you can borrow goes primarily of income, but you can play around with the figures a bit. 

 

How much more honestly would you think I could get? I worked out the $150k-ish for $800 per week (yes that's all I get).


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 12 February 2014 - 12:55 PM

I'm ok with those pics, if they come true they would be awesome.
 
I still hate the side mirrors!

 
I'm on it.


Nice :)


Shaz will you lend me money even tho im not fulltime enployed?

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Posted 12 February 2014 - 12:55 PM

Re: money & women.

Try planning a wedding, then start thinking about saving money.

Lucky mine has an addiction to online shopping. The accountant tight-ass side of her comes out trying to find shit cheaper.

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.


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Posted 12 February 2014 - 12:57 PM

Yes.... Every item is listed on Face book as she finds them :P

 


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Posted 12 February 2014 - 12:58 PM

Yes.... Every item is listed on Face book as she finds them :P

 

Yep.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 12 February 2014 - 12:59 PM

I have no new stories to tell anyone unless I keep the story to myself and tell it on here.

If I tell her, it's as good as telling you guy's directly.

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.


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Posted 12 February 2014 - 01:00 PM

It is man.

 


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Posted 12 February 2014 - 01:00 PM

 

How much more honestly would you think I could get? I worked out the $150k-ish for $800 per week (yes that's all I get).

 

Around $280k I would say Ash. 

 

And Mark - Yes, I will. I need tax returns but


 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 12 February 2014 - 01:02 PM

Wow.

Brown pants moment or what!


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Posted 12 February 2014 - 01:02 PM

Around $280k I would say Ash. 

 

Hmmm....yeah I will still need a bit more cashola for a town house.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 12 February 2014 - 01:04 PM

That could go up or down though. 

 

Also, take into consideration if you buy the place as investment, and you get rent from it, at the time of the application, I can use the rent as income which means you can borrow a shittonne more.


 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 12 February 2014 - 01:08 PM

That could go up or down though. 

 

Also, take into consideration if you buy the place as investment, and you get rent from it, at the time of the application, I can use the rent as income which means you can borrow a shittonne more.

 

So it may be better to opt to buy as an investment to start with, similar to what Morgan is doing? ( I think that's what he's doing)


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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