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#9441 Bumpty

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Posted 29 May 2014 - 10:02 AM

I want boss's number for shits n giggles.

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Posted 29 May 2014 - 10:04 AM

YO BOSS!!
For HVC, I've decided to strategically place a band-aid somewhere on my face. Your job will be to find it and then to rip out off.Good luck


BAHAHAHAAA
I JUST LAUGHED MY forking ARSE OFF!

#9443 Hypnotic

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Posted 29 May 2014 - 10:06 AM

Forgot I shaved last night, freaked myself out in the mirror, of in the usual way either

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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#9444 Adam

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Posted 29 May 2014 - 10:09 AM

Looks like Mexico might be visiting bargo. Lol.

Ty is hopefully bringing me exhaust gaskets!

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Posted 29 May 2014 - 10:10 AM

I want boss's number for shits n giggles.


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#9446 Hypnotic

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Posted 29 May 2014 - 10:10 AM

Oh really? What a shame for Mexicans.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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#9447 Adam

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Posted 29 May 2014 - 10:12 AM

Did you get my txt kong?

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#9448 Hypnotic

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Posted 29 May 2014 - 10:12 AM

Actually, I want to go to bargo, wanna play with puppy!

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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#9449 Adam

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Posted 29 May 2014 - 10:12 AM


I might be home and you might get to see her!

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#9450 Hypnotic

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Posted 29 May 2014 - 10:13 AM

What's this "might" shit? I was just gonna break in if I had to.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 29 May 2014 - 10:14 AM

Get those greaseball bastards working on your car ,Adam.

Did you get my txt kong?

actually no mate.

Try again.

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#9452 Hypnotic

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Posted 29 May 2014 - 10:16 AM

Pfft hey gringo, I sun werk, I drink beer. You got DAT esse?
I fuckin hate auto corrects, I've never even heard of most of the words it auto corrects to.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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#9453 Adam

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Posted 29 May 2014 - 10:16 AM

Hahahaha

Sent it to the wrong number.

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Posted 29 May 2014 - 10:16 AM

That is a different number to the one you posted last time Boss :P Are you just making numbers up?

 


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Posted 29 May 2014 - 10:17 AM

You posted a different number. Cubt.

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#9456 Hypnotic

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Posted 29 May 2014 - 10:18 AM

Haha that's awesome.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 29 May 2014 - 10:32 AM

That is a different number to the one you posted last time Boss :P Are you just making numbers up?


Shit. Was it?

No wonder I didn't get any texts.




And.... Hahahaha who is sending me pics of aboriginals and fat chicss lololol

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Posted 29 May 2014 - 10:33 AM

Fuckin excavator been running next door since 7am, ugh!

 

Worse thing is, need to get the car washed, and they have fouled up the whole street, my car will get dirty :(

 

 

 

Again.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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#9459 B4TT

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Posted 29 May 2014 - 10:35 AM

Wash your car at Adams place

 


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Posted 29 May 2014 - 10:36 AM

That is a different number to the one you posted last time Boss :P Are you just making numbers up?


Shit. Was it?

No wonder I didn't get any texts.




And.... Hahahaha who is sending me pics of aboriginals and fat chicss lololol





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