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Started by Samwise, May 01 2014 02:41 AM
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#9461 Adam

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Posted 29 May 2014 - 10:37 AM

Boss just offered to pick up the up pipe.


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Posted 29 May 2014 - 10:38 AM

Ligind!

 

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Posted 29 May 2014 - 10:38 AM

Wash your car at Adams place

 

Nah, when I say washing the car, I mean paying some sand monkeys to do it.


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I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 29 May 2014 - 10:39 AM

Nah, when I say washing the car, I mean paying some sand monkeys to do it.

Ahhhh!!! hahaha.

 

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Posted 29 May 2014 - 10:40 AM

Dunno if I can Larry tomorrow.


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Posted 29 May 2014 - 10:41 AM

HVC CUBT MUNCHERS!!!!


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Posted 29 May 2014 - 10:42 AM

Dunno if I can Larry tomorrow.


Really shouldn't. But really should

Can you still get your up pipe fitted if you don't?

 

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Posted 29 May 2014 - 10:44 AM

Yeah should be able to. Will be cutting it fine though.

And it will be in the dark with a portable spotlight

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Posted 29 May 2014 - 10:49 AM

Hahaha tops morning

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Posted 29 May 2014 - 10:50 AM

Yeah should be able to. Will be cutting it fine though.

And it will be in the dark with a portable spotlight


I reckon you will be right.

I personally probably couldn't just take a sickie, I suck at that.

 

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Posted 29 May 2014 - 10:52 AM

Hahaha tops morning

 

Trimming the hedges, aye.


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"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 29 May 2014 - 10:52 AM

Bout to drive home

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Posted 29 May 2014 - 10:53 AM

Yeah kinda don't wanna get into the habbit. Might still do it. But just this once :P

I guess I could ask to do a halfa

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Posted 29 May 2014 - 10:54 AM

You could always ask the guy what the chances are you could take a short notice day off tomorrow? I know my bosses are usually really good with that.

 

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Posted 29 May 2014 - 10:54 AM

YO BOSS!!

For HVC, I've decided to strategically place a band-aid somewhere on my face. Your job will be to find it and then to rip out off.
Good luck

Hahahahahahahahaha! Argi

 

Wash your car at Adams place

And use up Adam's precious water? Not bloody likely


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Posted 29 May 2014 - 10:55 AM

Thank you Captain Obvious


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 29 May 2014 - 10:55 AM

Thank you Captain Obvious

You're welcome, Major CubtFace


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Posted 29 May 2014 - 10:56 AM

You're welcome, Major CubtFace

Save your insults for Gary.

 

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Posted 29 May 2014 - 10:57 AM

That's General Cubtface.


Ham and Eggs on toast.

 

 

NOW I'M PUMPED!!!


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I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 29 May 2014 - 10:57 AM

Save your insults for Gary.

 

Nah, he's cool, but this Hypnotic character, he's a douche


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