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Started by Samwise, Aug 01 2013 02:03 AM

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#4801 simon

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Posted 14 August 2013 - 01:30 PM

So who got threaten by a customer with there own keyboard today....I did.

Hahaha Funny shit. Customer returns a rental truck. Fuel tank is empty. I tell him if he wants to run it down to the servo fill it up & it will be much cheaper. He tells me "no all good, you guys fill it". So I fill it for him. Give him the price & he massively blows up, goes mental. So after about 5 mins of his shit dribbling I start charging his credit card. He goes off more. Grabs my cordless key board & says if you charge that fuel I'm going to smash this over your head. I laugh, hand him his invoice and say have a good day mate & you can keep the keyboard.

Bloke storms out & lobs my keyboard across the driveway...... Funniest thing I've seen in a long time!!!!!

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#4802 Tim.

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Posted 14 August 2013 - 01:34 PM

Hahaha! Any security camera footage? This would have been hilarious!!

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#4803 Shaz

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Posted 14 August 2013 - 01:35 PM

So who got threaten by a customer with there own keyboard today....I did.

Hahaha Funny shit. Customer returns a rental truck. Fuel tank is empty. I tell him if he wants to run it down to the servo fill it up & it will be much cheaper. He tells me "no all good, you guys fill it". So I fill it for him. Give him the price & he massively blows up, goes mental. So after about 5 mins of his shit dribbling I start charging his credit card. He goes off more. Grabs my cordless key board & says if you charge that fuel I'm going to smash this over your head. I laugh, hand him his invoice and say have a good day mate & you can keep the keyboard.

Bloke storms out & lobs my keyboard across the driveway...... Funniest thing I've seen in a long time!!!!!

Hahahahahaha.

Fuckin rookies.

Hahaha! Any security camera footage? This would have been hilarious!!

+1 please post it up Simon.

I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts, right off.

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#4804 Zac

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Posted 14 August 2013 - 01:38 PM

Nice one Simo... talk about being calm and controlled... I would have killed him, but thats just me...

People are so stupid... kill them all I say... douchebags

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#4805 simon

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Posted 14 August 2013 - 01:38 PM

Fuck I wish, I would youtube that shit.

He blew up over basically $20 extra in fuel. Crazy cubt.

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#4806 B4TT

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Posted 14 August 2013 - 01:38 PM

hahahahahaahahah hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha classic man.

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#4807 nickknack

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Posted 14 August 2013 - 01:38 PM

Haha simon. I am having a cnut of a day, first the laptop, now I have to shell out for a new tyre because my flat can't be repaired...

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#4808 Harry88

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Posted 14 August 2013 - 01:42 PM

hahahaha simon. customers are farked up sometimes.

I wish, I would youtube that shit.

No CCTV?

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#4809 simon

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Posted 14 August 2013 - 01:48 PM

Yeah no CCTV. Dude was a weirdo, only had a couple of teeth in his head.

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#4810 ams

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Posted 14 August 2013 - 01:49 PM

Could just buy a botamike. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee I'm AMS!

Do it Shaz. Can't go faster for cheaper!

No screen aparently. I'll look tonight.

Grab a HDMI cable or whatever screen output the mac can do and plug it into your tv. If the screen output to your telly works and your inbuilt screen doesn't, then Sack is right and it's probably the ribbon cable they use to feed the screen.

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.

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#4811 Harry88

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Posted 14 August 2013 - 01:59 PM

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#4812 Adam

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Posted 14 August 2013 - 02:04 PM

Do it Shaz. Can't go faster for cheaper!

Grab a HDMI cable or whatever screen output the mac can do and plug it into your tv. If the screen output to your telly works and your inbuilt screen doesn't, then Sack is right and it's probably the ribbon cable they use to feed the screen.

Aparantly it works now.

And as if it would be that simple on a mac. I'd need a firebird to thunderbolt to charizard to DVI to HDMI adaptor.

Then it probably wouldn't be compatible with a generic hdmi cable.

Then the tv wouldn't be recent enough to handle the fligferjoule of resolution that the mac runs.

Then my tv would blow up.

Then I would come to MDSC and give zero farksssssss

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#4813 Shaz

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Posted 14 August 2013 - 02:11 PM

Aparantly it works now.

And as if it would be that simple on a mac. I'd need a firebird to thunderbolt to charizard to DVI to HDMI adaptor.

Then it probably wouldn't be compatible with a generic hdmi cable.

Then the tv wouldn't be recent enough to handle the fligferjoule of resolution that the mac runs.

Then my tv would blow up.

Then I would come to MDSC and give zero farksssssss

That escalated quickly.

I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts, right off.

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#4814 ams

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Posted 14 August 2013 - 02:16 PM

That escalated quickly.

I'd use the word 'climaxed' given the farrrkksssssss at the end...

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.

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#4815 Adam

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Posted 14 August 2013 - 02:23 PM

I'd use the word 'climaxed' given the farrrkksssssss at the end...

+10

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#4816 Morgan

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Posted 14 August 2013 - 02:23 PM

Haha Simo that's chock full of hillarity.

+1 would watch

40 mins of work left for the day.

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#4817 Shaz

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Posted 14 August 2013 - 02:27 PM

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I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts, right off.