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#5821 Brett

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Posted 16 August 2013 - 07:41 PM

Let it warm up a bit too Ash. Don't have it ice cold straight out of the fridge. It'll release more of the rich malt flavours when it's a bit warmer. 6-8 degrees is just right

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Posted 16 August 2013 - 07:43 PM

Let it warm up a bit too Ash. Don't have it ice cold straight out of the fridge. It'll release more of the rich malt flavours when it's a bit warmer. 6-8 degrees is just right

That will be something to remember, at the moment I probably wouldn't notice a difference.

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#5823 Brett

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Posted 16 August 2013 - 07:45 PM

Same applies to most ales Ash. Only lager wants to be served at like 2 degrees. Lagers don't often have much flavour to them anyway. Hence VB advertise drinking their beer "ice cold".

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Posted 16 August 2013 - 07:46 PM

I did not know this, I always like my beers fairly cold

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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Posted 16 August 2013 - 07:49 PM

All on the agenda for tomorrow...

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Just read that, definitely not a fun thing to fix

Having a quiet one at home tonight, Getting on the beers.

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Posted 16 August 2013 - 07:52 PM

That is why I don't hesitate to grab two beers at a time when I get up

I don't generally drink beer ice cold.

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Posted 16 August 2013 - 07:53 PM

That is why I don't hesitate to grab two beers at a time when I get up I don't generally drink beer ice cold.

I don't remember you being involved in this conversation.....

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As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#5828 Adam

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Posted 16 August 2013 - 07:54 PM

Sleepy

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Posted 16 August 2013 - 07:54 PM

Oh sorry, didn't see you there you bearded midget.

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#5830 Adam

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Posted 16 August 2013 - 07:54 PM

If I grabbed 2 beers, I'd have to put one back in the fridge

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Posted 16 August 2013 - 07:56 PM

If I grabbed 2 beers, I'd have to put both back in the fridge because beer is a mans drink

Oh sorry, didn't see you there you bearded midget.

Typical drunk

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#5832 Brett

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Posted 16 August 2013 - 07:59 PM

Beers at home are so full of win

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#5833 Adam

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Posted 16 August 2013 - 07:59 PM

Hahahaha

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Posted 16 August 2013 - 08:00 PM

anyone been skydiving before?

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#5835 Brett

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Posted 16 August 2013 - 08:00 PM

New M D S C rule for Adam. He must always take two beers.

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Posted 16 August 2013 - 08:03 PM

anyone been skydiving before?

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#5837 Brett

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Posted 16 August 2013 - 08:05 PM

Shit yeah, sky diving is amazing. 12,000ft jump with about 30 seconds of free fall. So calm and peaceful once you've popped the chute

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Posted 16 August 2013 - 08:06 PM

Ooh im feeling pretty shitty, just waiting for a friend to message me back, hopefully I don't have to feed their pup tonight, if not, straight to bed

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#5839 Brett

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Posted 16 August 2013 - 08:10 PM

Hot toddy Ash!

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Posted 16 August 2013 - 08:11 PM

Hot toddy Ash!

This could either be English slang for hot water bottle, or some guy named Todd, who is apparently hot.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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