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[simon]

 

Yeah man. uBank is owned by nab, but run completley seperate. Kinda like Bankwest/CBA, Stgeorge/Westpac, etc

 

4.62% is pretty good. I can beat it though.

 

Nice. What can you rate wise?? PM if you want. Thanks Bud.

[Zac]

Haha yeah. I wouldn't get out of bed for that personally, but we all have to start somewhere right?

Haha good point... I'm sure you'll find someone, coz its not a bad pay actually... as long as it doesn't require a whole lot of experience or something...

 

Anyway, Shaz, give me a 0% interest home loan... for life

 

kthanksbye

[Shaz]

 

Nice. What can you rate wise?? PM if you want. Thanks Bud.

Depends how much you wanna borrow. 

 

500k+ is the best rates.

Haha good point... I'm sure you'll find someone, coz its not a bad pay actually... as long as it doesn't require a whole lot of experience or something...

 

Anyway, Shaz, give me a 0% interest home loan... for life

 

kthanksbye

 

No experience necessary. Just either a good bloke, or a hot woman. Its nothing flash man, its just an entry level bank job. The pay won't ever get lower than that.

[Adam]

It's a fucking good starting rate! I'd suggest Rach give it a crack if she wasn't studying and it wasn't on the other side of the world!

[Zac]

Depends how much you wanna borrow. 

 

500k+ is the best rates.

 

No experience necessary. Just either a good bloke, or a hot woman. Its nothing flash man, its just an entry level bank job. The pay won't ever get lower than that.

But will it ever get higher?

 

Maybe I should go for a change of career... Hmmmm... LOL

 

Nah... pay will never get high enough, unless I step into your thongs Shaz... LOL!

[Shaz]

Yeah, its gets higher by 4% per year. + around 5k every 6-12 months on top + bonuses, and you're generally promoted to a lender within 12 months which is $60k+

[Adam]

Fuck. That is a good rate of pay rises I reckon. I've been here 12 months now and I wouldn't even bother suggesting a raise.

[Zac]

Yeah, its gets higher by 4% per year. + around 5k every 6-12 months on top + bonuses, and you're generally promoted to a lender within 12 months which is $60k+

How long till 6 figures... thats all I need to know...

. That is a good rate of pay rises I reckon. I've been here 12 months now and I wouldn't even bother suggesting a raise.

Same here... possibly coz I'm already on a salary way over the industry standard... but its coz I'm just that good... plus, on SC all day... LOL!

[Adam]

I still dunno what an FT is, but is it commission based aswell? Or that's the bonuses?

[Shaz]

Yeah, I normally give $5k increases to all my staff every 7ish months, as long as their hitting their targets. 

 

Sack - 6 figures is generally 3-5 years. 

[Zac]

I still dunno what an FT is, but is it commission based aswell? Or that's the bonuses?

Full time.

Yeah, I normally give $5k increases to all my staff every 7ish months, as long as their hitting their targets. 

 

Sack - 6 figures is generally 3-5 years. 

Sign me up Shaz... LOL!

[Shaz]

I still dunno what an FT is, but is it commission based aswell? Or that's the bonuses?

 

FT = Full Time. 8:30 - 5:30 Mon-Fri

 

Its not commision based, but you do get set targets. Basically to identify new lending opportunities from customers. 10 opportunities a week.

[Adam]

Yep. My boss is a cubt

I couldn't be a bank person though. I would get bored out of my brain. I mean I get bored designing trucks and shit!!!!

[Zac]

My team lead is a douchebag... but seriously... he is a self proclaimed douche... he says so himself...

 

Still, I'd like an increase, but doesn't look like I'll be getting one this year...

[Shaz]

Yeah, I don't mind giving my staff cash. I mean, if they're doing their job and making my life easier, why wouldn't I reward them for it? Especially if it comes out of the banks pocket.

 

Theres pretty sweet high performance rewards as well. They generally do a big ass overseas trip for the top performing staff. You get a paid 2 week holiday to hawaii. Generally around 100 staff per 6 months get on that. Changes every year. It was hawaii, then it was Darwin, then Margaret River, then vietnam, and then fiji, etc.

[Samwise]

It's a forking good starting rate! I'd suggest Rach give it a crack if she wasn't studying and it wasn't on the other side of the world!

 

This is just it!

 

Yeah, its gets higher by 4% per year. + around 5k every 6-12 months on top + bonuses, and you're generally promoted to a lender within 12 months which is $60k+

Yeah, I don't mind giving my staff cash. I mean, if they're doing their job and making my life easier, why wouldn't I reward them for it? Especially if it comes out of the banks pocket.

 

Theres pretty sweet high performance rewards as well. They generally do a big ass overseas trip for the top performing staff. You get a paid 2 week holiday to hawaii. Generally around 100 staff per 6 months get on that. Changes every year. It was hawaii, then it was Darwin, then Margaret River, then vietnam, and then fiji, etc.

 

Wow.. Maybe I should apply. See if I can do Uni at night..

[simon]

Depends how much you wanna borrow. 

 

500k+ is the best rates.

Say $320K

[Adam]

I can't really ask for a pay rise when the company isn't making any money though

Found a house, Simo, or just looking at rates and shit?

[Zac]

Yeah, I don't mind giving my staff cash. I mean, if they're doing their job and making my life easier, why wouldn't I reward them for it? Especially if it comes out of the banks pocket.

 

Theres pretty sweet high performance rewards as well. They generally do a big ass overseas trip for the top performing staff. You get a paid 2 week holiday to hawaii. Generally around 100 staff per 6 months get on that. Changes every year. It was hawaii, then it was Darwin, then Margaret River, then vietnam, and then fiji, etc.

 

Can I haz more money now, with all the benefit and trips and rewards without having any targets to hit in the first place?

 

Hmmm... I'll do a Homer Simpson and stand outside the bank with a shotgun, telling people to get their loans at ShazBank.. I'm sure that will go down well...

[Shaz]

Say $320K

 

Around 4.78 variable and 4.7 fixed 3yrs

 

But I can also give you $1500 cash if you refinance across at the moment, free platinum credit card, free financial planning, etc etc.