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#3441 Adam

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Posted 18 February 2013 - 11:56 AM


DON'T LET THE BABY COME OUT YET I'M JUST BURNING DOWN THE GARAGE DOOR SO WE CAN GET TO THE HOSPITAL.



DON'T LET THE BABY COME, WHERE'S THE Posted Image'ing NOKIA!?!?!


DON'T LET THE BABY COME, I NEED TO GO TO THE PORSCHE DEALERSHIP TO GET A CAR TO GET TO BUNNIGS TO GET A CHAINSAW TO GET INTO THE SHED TO GET THE CAR OUT

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Posted 18 February 2013 - 11:56 AM

Could Nuke the baby out too!


aka having a hiroshima section instead of c-section.

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.


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Posted 18 February 2013 - 11:57 AM

DONT LET THE BABY COME OUT, IM JUST ON THE PHONE TO THE INSURANCE COMPANY CLAIMING THE 2013 ASTON WE HAD IN OUR GARAGE THAT CAUGHT ON FIRE WHILE I WAS BASHING THE PADLOCK WITH A 5110
 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 18 February 2013 - 11:58 AM


aka having a hiroshima section instead of c-section.

As you pointed out, a H-Section hahahaha

 


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Posted 18 February 2013 - 11:59 AM

Wierd, Shaz! I thought the v3 Ecus handled self tuning pretty well.


I'll stay TMIC :)

But then again, the sled has v3 ecu, big turbo and fmic....

DONT LET THE BABY COME OUT, IM JUST ON THE PHONE TO THE INSURANCE COMPANY CLAIMING THE 2013 ASTON WE HAD IN OUR GARAGE THAT CAUGHT ON FIRE WHILE I WAS BASHING THE PADLOCK WITH A 5110



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Posted 18 February 2013 - 11:59 AM

Just use some sticky tape to hold the baby in until you get through the door!

 


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Posted 18 February 2013 - 11:59 AM

You fellas have cheered me up. Was having a pretty lousy day.

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Posted 18 February 2013 - 12:00 PM

Just use some sticky tape to hold the baby in until you get through the door!

hahahaha

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 18 February 2013 - 12:00 PM

Wait, Since when did you have TT Yadam?

 


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Posted 18 February 2013 - 12:00 PM

You fellas have cheered me up. Was having a pretty lousy day.

/homo

naaaaaaw!

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 18 February 2013 - 12:01 PM

Wait, Since when did you have TT Yadam?


Huh?

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Posted 18 February 2013 - 12:01 PM

bi turbo

It goes both ways?

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I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 18 February 2013 - 12:02 PM

Huh?

Well what car are you talking about having bi turbos and a V3 ECU?

 


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Posted 18 February 2013 - 12:02 PM

Yep, that's right, ash. So it could be interested in you, or me!

Well what car are you talking about having bi turbos and a V3 ECU?


Should say big.

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Posted 18 February 2013 - 12:03 PM

Yep, that's right, ash. So it could be interested in you, or me!

LOL

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 18 February 2013 - 12:03 PM

Wierd, Shaz! I thought the v3 Ecus handled self tuning pretty well.


Yeah, I thought that too, but maybe it just doesn't tune itself as far as a bigger tarbot and FMIC. No he needs to rip apart the block and replace the big ends he fried.
 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 18 February 2013 - 12:04 PM


Yeah, I thought that too, but maybe it just doesn't tune itself as far as a bigger tarbot and FMIC. No he needs to rip apart the block and replace the big ends he fried.

Because Nocar!

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"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 18 February 2013 - 12:06 PM

Lol f&f quotes apply to everything

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Posted 18 February 2013 - 12:06 PM

Why did mr xylophone get kicked out of Malaysia anyway? I didn't really care to understand why.

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Posted 18 February 2013 - 12:10 PM

I think there is more content still to use in the "DONT LET THE BABY COME OUT, ___________" joke.
 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 





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