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Started by Liberty, Feb 01 2013 01:58 AM
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#3401 B4TT

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Posted 18 February 2013 - 11:07 AM

I say bolt cutters and a new padlock = problem solved.

 

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Posted 18 February 2013 - 11:07 AM

Grats Yannis. Can't wait until we can actually 'move out' :P

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#3403 Brett

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Posted 18 February 2013 - 11:08 AM

So gay. Dropped Georgia up at school, and was planning on heading to the beach for a surf. Power is still out, and yep my board is in the garage. FUUUUU power people

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#3404 Adam

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Posted 18 February 2013 - 11:08 AM

I would love housewife duties. Posted Image workin!

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Posted 18 February 2013 - 11:10 AM

Brett, you made the same post only 4 posts apart :P hahaha

I would love housewife duties. Posted Image workin!

Some of the duties would be ok, but taking a dick wouldn't be real crash hot.

 

#3406 Brett

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Posted 18 February 2013 - 11:10 AM

It's a pretty hefty lock, one that was designed not to be cut with bolt cutters. I'm pretty sure we tried that about 10 years ago.

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Posted 18 February 2013 - 11:11 AM

You need moar lockpicking skills.
 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 18 February 2013 - 11:11 AM

I say bolt cutters and a new padlock = problem solved.

Hahahaa

Got any bolt cutters in your kitchen drawers or are they in the shed too?

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Posted 18 February 2013 - 11:12 AM

That's how freakin annoyed I am Josh. One whinge just didn't seem enough. Hahaha

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Got any bolt cutters in your kitchen drawers or are they in the shed too?


Hahaha that's a very good point. The bolt cutters I do have are in fact in said garage. Hahaha fuuuuuuuck!

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Posted 18 February 2013 - 11:13 AM

Hmmm well that sucks Brett, and it would probably take you an hour to cut through the thing with a hacksaw LOL.

 

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Posted 18 February 2013 - 11:14 AM

Hey chaps how's things?

SOLD Legacy GTB 

SOLD Gen 1 RS turbo wagon

SOLD Gen2 Outback limited

Car less atm.......Whats next??

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Posted 18 February 2013 - 11:14 AM

Is it a wooden door? Burn it down. Cut through with an axe, or a chainsaw or smash an old Nokia through it?

Cut the lock with an angle grinder.


If you don't have these things. Lucky day. Take a trip to bunnings.

Because you do t have a car, detour past a Porsche dealership, buy a new car.


Loss of power = your gain!

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Posted 18 February 2013 - 11:15 AM

I would love housewife duties. Posted Image workin!

And you call me a chick

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Is it a wooden door? Burn it down. Cut through with an axe, or a chainsaw or smash an old Nokia through it?

lol

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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#3414 Adam

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Posted 18 February 2013 - 11:15 AM

Correct Ashley!

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Posted 18 February 2013 - 11:17 AM

Adam, I think as a continuation of that story, he may as well hijack the Enola Gay from 1945 and bring it back to the present, Nuke his house and find the remnants of the surfboard.
Maybe it will survive?

 

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Posted 18 February 2013 - 11:23 AM

+1 for burn it down.

Claim insurance. Couldn't get the car/surfboard/60"TV/2013GTR/2013AstonMartin out in time.

Win at life.
 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 18 February 2013 - 11:23 AM

GT , useless as always hahahaha

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Posted 18 February 2013 - 11:26 AM

How are we useless?

We have just told you a perfect way to acquire a new Angle Grinder, Lock, 2013 Aston, 2013 GTR, a Porsche, a new surfboard, a new garage door, Enola Gay, a Nuclear Weapon, a 60" television, a chainsaw, a nokia and an axe.

I'd say we done you a favour, if anything....
 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 18 February 2013 - 11:28 AM

ive seen some pretty solid suggestions thrown at you on how to gain access to said garage or win at life, far from useless

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Posted 18 February 2013 - 11:29 AM

Brett just run an extension cord from Nik's generator.

Not that hard issit.

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.
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