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#521 Hypnotic

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Posted 02 February 2013 - 06:10 PM


6000 is a bigger number than 2000.

I hope this information has been useful to you.

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Posted 02 February 2013 - 06:16 PM

Taking the missus out for dinner. Better get some good brownie points in the bank.

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Posted 02 February 2013 - 06:18 PM

Taking the missus out for dinner. Better get some good brownie in the bank.

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As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 02 February 2013 - 06:30 PM

You're the crudest chick I know, Ash. I love it.

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Posted 02 February 2013 - 06:52 PM

But gets emotional when ignored.

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Posted 02 February 2013 - 06:56 PM

typical chick

looking for an easy Risotto recipe. Whats that fancy risotto rice called?

arborist or some shit?

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Posted 02 February 2013 - 06:58 PM

Aborio.

Just use white wine, bacon and mushrooms.


Be warned, i have just had over half a bottle of Cab Sav and some beers.

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Posted 02 February 2013 - 07:01 PM

Hahaha. Nah, you've nailed it there, Jase.

Here Brett;

http://www.chefspenc...shroom-risotto/

Just ignore the wanky mushroom varieties, fields will be perfect. Also, disregard truffle oil.

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Posted 02 February 2013 - 07:01 PM

i was actually considering substituting beer for the wine. For shits and giggles. plus I only have one bottle of white wine and its a $70 bottle of Chardonay ear marked for consumption after the baby is born.

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Posted 02 February 2013 - 07:03 PM

chook stock & some bright ale would go orright.

What beer do you have?

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Posted 02 February 2013 - 07:04 PM

yeah was gonna use bright ale. Posted Image knows i wont drink it! hahaha

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Posted 02 February 2013 - 07:04 PM

thats the little fella!
spoolup so quick


Indeed.


Pulls all the way past 7k so many funs!


Hit a pedestrian. Oops.


He walked into my car. Made a funny noise, lol!

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Posted 02 February 2013 - 07:06 PM

What?

yeah was gonna use bright ale. Posted Image knows i wont drink it! hahaha


Ha!

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Posted 02 February 2013 - 07:06 PM

i love how Adam just casually throws in the fact that he ran someone over.

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Posted 02 February 2013 - 07:22 PM

Fixed


Hahaha I knew someone would decode the post ;)

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Posted 02 February 2013 - 07:32 PM

i love how Adam just casually throws in the fact that he ran someone over.


You love Adam?

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Posted 02 February 2013 - 07:32 PM

How was the drive back, ace?

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Posted 02 February 2013 - 07:37 PM

Does the foz pull hard in D?

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Posted 02 February 2013 - 07:37 PM

How was the drive back, ace?


Good. Mr speed camera was hidden about as obviously as Ashleys bung hole.

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Posted 02 February 2013 - 07:38 PM

i wimped out on trying the beer in risotto. I had to get parmesan anyway so figured i may as well pick up some vino.

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