
General Thread - Fapruary Edition '13
#901
Posted 04 February 2013 - 06:17 PM
"for the love of god and all things holy, My ANUS IS BLEEDING!!!"
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Horsepower Factory
Revzone Auto Tuning Centre
#902
Posted 04 February 2013 - 06:18 PM
I need a laptop again. Can't be

#903
Posted 04 February 2013 - 06:25 PM
Noice. There is only a couple in australia isn't there?
10 or 11. So unreal in person!
#904
Posted 04 February 2013 - 06:25 PM

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#905
Posted 04 February 2013 - 06:26 PM
Get a phone call from Optus asking me how my service is. I say it's terrible and that I can't wait to go to Telstra.
She then offers me this months bill for free. I say yes.
She then offers me a Galaxy Note for $35 a month, I say maybe. But only if she can tell me all the specs and prove to me that it's better than a ipad.
She looks up the specs and tells me all about it, I keep agreeing and get her to make up a contract for me to get a galaxy note, She get's all my details, I get her to repeat my details twice to make sure, I then get her to tell me about the specs again, Double check my details again. I tell her i need a few minutes to read the specs myself and think about it while she's holding for me "I was washing the dishes"
I come back and finish the conversation with: Nah, I think I'll pass.
#906
Posted 04 February 2013 - 06:29 PM
Hahaha nice work.I come back and finish the conversation with: Nah, I think I'll pass.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Horsepower Factory
Revzone Auto Tuning Centre
#907
Posted 04 February 2013 - 06:31 PM
Just trolled Optus hard.
Get a phone call from Optus asking me how my service is. I say it's terrible and that I can't wait to go to Telstra.
She then offers me this months bill for free. I say yes.
She then offers me a Galaxy Note for $35 a month, I say maybe. But only if she can tell me all the specs and prove to me that it's better than a ipad.
She looks up the specs and tells me all about it, I keep agreeing and get her to make up a contract for me to get a galaxy note, She get's all my details, I get her to repeat my details twice to make sure, I then get her to tell me about the specs again, Double check my details again. I tell her i need a few minutes to read the specs myself and think about it while she's holding for me "I was washing the dishes"
I come back and finish the conversation with: Nah, I think I'll pass.
repost
#908
Posted 04 February 2013 - 06:32 PM
#909
Posted 04 February 2013 - 06:42 PM
NIK, CAN'T FUCKEN WAIT!
#910
Posted 04 February 2013 - 06:45 PM
Why you so impatient! kids these daysIt's okay! It was funny!
NIK, CAN'T FUCKEN WAIT!

I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Horsepower Factory
Revzone Auto Tuning Centre
#911
Posted 04 February 2013 - 06:48 PM
For AMS to come to Melbourne?CAN'T FUCKEN WAIT!
If I told you I was a compulsive liar, would you believe me?
#912
Posted 04 February 2013 - 06:49 PM
When?For AMS to come to Melbourne?
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Horsepower Factory
Revzone Auto Tuning Centre
#913
Posted 04 February 2013 - 06:51 PM
#914
Posted 04 February 2013 - 06:53 PM
Made a quick meat rub.
Take from that what you will!
#915
Posted 04 February 2013 - 06:54 PM
Well hopefully a great meal!OK! Bout to fire this beast up!!!
Made a quick meat rub.
Take from that what you will!
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Horsepower Factory
Revzone Auto Tuning Centre
#916
Posted 04 February 2013 - 06:58 PM
#917
Posted 04 February 2013 - 07:19 PM

If I told you I was a compulsive liar, would you believe me?
#918
Posted 04 February 2013 - 07:19 PM
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Horsepower Factory
Revzone Auto Tuning Centre
#919
Posted 04 February 2013 - 07:20 PM
If I told you I was a compulsive liar, would you believe me?
#920
Posted 04 February 2013 - 07:21 PM
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Horsepower Factory
Revzone Auto Tuning Centre
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