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#4541 Hypnotic

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Posted 18 July 2013 - 06:00 PM

Get your missus to send back some good shit from Amsterdam

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As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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#4542 Samwise

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Posted 18 July 2013 - 06:00 PM

Get your missus to send back some good shit from Amsterdam

 

Nice big box of brownies.


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Posted 18 July 2013 - 06:11 PM

A nice big box of boxes of brownies.

 

I might have to send her in 2 packages, strangely it cost less that way

 

Done deal. I'll be waiting. How long is postage?

 

Whilst everyone associates pussy with fish.. if your missus does taste like fish, raw fish at that, she needs to get that shit sorted.

 

I didn't say anything about my girlfriend tasting like raw fish. I just said that I wanted to eat sushi, many sashimi at that. :P

 

Get your missus to send back some good shit from Amsterdam

 

Ha ha! I've already asked!


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Posted 18 July 2013 - 06:12 PM

Hitech exhaust = awesome right nyar! :) many happies. Now to drive to the snow.

 


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Posted 18 July 2013 - 06:13 PM

Done deal. I'll be waiting. How long is postage?

Shazpost will probably take upto 1-2.....years.


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"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 18 July 2013 - 06:13 PM

ash did your office admin bring u doughnuts today?



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Posted 18 July 2013 - 06:14 PM

Hitech exhaust = awesome right nyar! :) many happies. Now to drive to the snow.


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Posted 18 July 2013 - 06:16 PM

ash did your office admin bring u doughnuts today?

Nope, because the Blues lost, if they won she would have got some.


Hitech exhaust = awesome right nyar! :)

Do you blow in to it like a didgeridoo, to pretend to be like the big boys?


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 18 July 2013 - 06:16 PM

Anyone here like Dynamo? He was in the Nova studio today and blew the minds of Fitzy and Wippa.

 

http://www.novafm.co...away-after-show

 

Shazpost will probably take upto 1-2.....years.

 

I'll be waiting.


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Posted 18 July 2013 - 06:20 PM

 so the only thing I'll have jumping on top of me is Mrs Palm and her five daughters.

 

hahahahahaha

 

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Posted 18 July 2013 - 06:21 PM

:lol:

 

You know it.

 

Stir fry for dinner tonight. Gonna go help mum with it. Be back shortly.


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Posted 18 July 2013 - 06:26 PM

ash did your office admin bring u doughnuts today?

 Is the admin chick hot ??



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Posted 18 July 2013 - 06:27 PM

 Is the admin chick hot ??

Not unless you set her on fire to melt the lard away.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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#4554 Adam

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Posted 18 July 2013 - 06:35 PM

Hahaha!

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Posted 18 July 2013 - 06:38 PM

Not unless you set her on fire to melt the lard away.

You are funny kent Ash. 



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Posted 18 July 2013 - 06:41 PM

Waiting at the airport for gf to fly in. Tiger tiger tiger...

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Posted 18 July 2013 - 06:45 PM

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Posted 18 July 2013 - 06:58 PM

Yeah screw Tiger, they moved my cousins flight earlier once without even notifying him, and he was 'late' to the airport and missed it. They didn't refund him, or offer a later flight. Have used Virgin and Jetstar for years without any problems.



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Posted 18 July 2013 - 07:05 PM

Yep. Still love a Qantas flight. Unlike Australia post, at least you know it's going to get there on time.

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Posted 18 July 2013 - 07:06 PM

Yeah screw Tiger, they moved my cousins flight earlier once without even notifying him, and he was 'late' to the airport and missed it. They didn't refund him, or offer a later flight. Have used Virgin and Jetstar for years without any problems.

 

Jetstar are good for cheap flights. But, it means you have to pay for EVERYTHING!


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