fleshlight WITH kids!

#6041
Posted 24 July 2013 - 10:38 PM
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Horsepower Factory
Revzone Auto Tuning Centre
#6042
Posted 24 July 2013 - 10:39 PM
Haha, that's wrong.
How you going Hashley?
#6043
Posted 24 July 2013 - 10:40 PM
Im fuckin great!
Sorry to hear about your mate Niko
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Horsepower Factory
Revzone Auto Tuning Centre
#6044
Guest_KONG_*
Posted 24 July 2013 - 10:43 PM
Yeah Niko shit run of late.
#6045
Posted 24 July 2013 - 10:46 PM
Good game between Melbourne Victory and Liverpool tonight. Liverpool won 2-0. Melbourne Victory played extremely well I thought, much better than the A-League All Stars last week.
Rather than start a whole thread (unless there are numbers)does anyone play Diablo 3?
I do, yes.
Wanting to buy/looking for: single genuine STi rim, genuine STi front lip, Corazon or Zero/Sports grille and another OEM grille
Can you hook a brother up? Please contact me now. I have cash ready.
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#6046
Posted 24 July 2013 - 10:47 PM
Gazman, just saw a clip on the news about it, gotta say, would have love to have gone, just for the atmosphere.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Horsepower Factory
Revzone Auto Tuning Centre
#6047
Posted 24 July 2013 - 10:48 PM
forking oath. 95,446 people. That's a forking lot of people!
Nik, you seriously have to fix the 'fork' icon...
Wanting to buy/looking for: single genuine STi rim, genuine STi front lip, Corazon or Zero/Sports grille and another OEM grille
Can you hook a brother up? Please contact me now. I have cash ready.
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#6048
Posted 24 July 2013 - 10:48 PM
Cheers lads. Just have to focus on the positives. Of which there are a few. So I'm trying to steer my mind to that.
#6049
Posted 24 July 2013 - 10:49 PM
Think about your girl Nik.
Wanting to buy/looking for: single genuine STi rim, genuine STi front lip, Corazon or Zero/Sports grille and another OEM grille
Can you hook a brother up? Please contact me now. I have cash ready.
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#6050
Posted 24 July 2013 - 10:51 PM
Im thinking about how I don't have to go to work until 1:30pm tomorrow
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Horsepower Factory
Revzone Auto Tuning Centre
#6051
Posted 24 July 2013 - 10:53 PM
Think about your girl Nik.
Naww B, that's not a real thing right quick like that. Thinking about my family, work, life, etc. Can't rush into love. Too old for that.
Cheers though, yo.
#6052
Posted 24 July 2013 - 10:53 PM
2002 B4 Rev E
2004 Outback Premium 3.0R
#6053
Posted 24 July 2013 - 10:54 PM
Shame you're not coming to MDSC. Shit is gorn pop off.
I'm thinking about how much I dislike people...
Now think about what they are thinking about you!
!
#6054
Posted 24 July 2013 - 10:54 PM
I'm thinking about how much I dislike people...
I don't have to think about that
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Horsepower Factory
Revzone Auto Tuning Centre
#6055
Posted 24 July 2013 - 10:54 PM
More than two beers, how can anyone be that thirsty!?
#6056
Posted 24 July 2013 - 10:54 PM
Naww B, that's not a real thing right quick like that. Thinking about my family, work, life, etc. Can't rush into love. Too old for that.
Cheers though, yo.
Very true. But it could help keep your mind off things. Have a beer and start watching YouTube. You will lose a couple of hours just like that.
Wanting to buy/looking for: single genuine STi rim, genuine STi front lip, Corazon or Zero/Sports grille and another OEM grille
Can you hook a brother up? Please contact me now. I have cash ready.
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#6057
Posted 24 July 2013 - 10:56 PM
Naww B, that's not a real thing right quick like that. Thinking about my family, work, life, etc. Can't rush into love. Too old for that.Cheers though, yo.
2002 B4 Rev E
2004 Outback Premium 3.0R
#6058
Posted 24 July 2013 - 10:56 PM
More than two beers, how can anyone be that thirsty!?
Bob Hawke didn't even drink THAT much.
#6059
Posted 24 July 2013 - 10:57 PM
Shame you're not coming to MDSC. Shit is gorn pop off.
Now think about what they are thinking about you!
!
They better not be thinking about me... Or else...
2002 B4 Rev E
2004 Outback Premium 3.0R
#6060
Posted 24 July 2013 - 10:57 PM
She went to school with him, so it's a real thing for both of us. Problem is, I deal with this sort of stuff a bit differently to most people. I prefer to be on my own, and they all want to be together. You're a church dude, so you're probably the gathering kind. Which is cool for some, but for me, I don't know. I feel like I've gone through so many it's hard to see the people that are going through it for the first time.
But that's me, yo. Selfish motherfucker.
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