
#6281
Posted 25 July 2013 - 12:40 PM
1994 Mitsubishi Magna | 1992 BMW 325i | 2001 Subaru Liberty B4
#6282
Posted 25 July 2013 - 12:41 PM
It's a prophecy, Sackface.
#6283
Posted 25 July 2013 - 12:41 PM

but I do like a good salad as a side.
#6284
Posted 25 July 2013 - 12:41 PM
Never felt so satisfied...
Tell your missus to take it deeper and tell her to try and tickle your balls with her tongue.
#6285
Posted 25 July 2013 - 12:42 PM
#6286
Posted 25 July 2013 - 12:42 PM
It's a prophecy, Sackface.
How's that Hitler mo coming along....
2002 B4 Rev E
2004 Outback Premium 3.0R
#6287
Posted 25 July 2013 - 12:43 PM
Wok time
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Horsepower Factory
Revzone Auto Tuning Centre
#6288
Posted 25 July 2013 - 12:43 PM
Getting there.
#6289
Posted 25 July 2013 - 12:43 PM
Wok time
Stir Fry for lunch?
2002 B4 Rev E
2004 Outback Premium 3.0R
#6290
Posted 25 July 2013 - 12:43 PM
I need to shave off my beard
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Horsepower Factory
Revzone Auto Tuning Centre
#6291
Posted 25 July 2013 - 12:43 PM
Tell your missus to take it deeper and tell her to try and tickle your balls with her tongue.
Hahahahaha.
Tell her to use your gooch as a chin rest.
I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,right off.
#6292
Posted 25 July 2013 - 12:44 PM
Wok time
Hahahaha. aww nawwww mee sooo speeaka no ingwish.
You ***** are on fire today.
#6293
Posted 25 July 2013 - 12:44 PM
I need to shave off my beard
What type of man shouldn't have a beard?
A Woman.
I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,right off.
#6294
Posted 25 July 2013 - 12:44 PM
#6295
Posted 25 July 2013 - 12:45 PM
Stir Fry for lunch?
I wish, that was meant to say "work" but every now and then I have trouble typing the letter AGH!
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Horsepower Factory
Revzone Auto Tuning Centre
#6296
Posted 25 July 2013 - 12:45 PM
I shave every day. I even wax my special bits.
#6297
Posted 25 July 2013 - 12:45 PM
Yep, a big menstruating women.... is that what you are Ash? A big menstruating women?A Woman.
#6298
Posted 25 July 2013 - 12:45 PM
What type of man shouldn't have a beard?
A Woman.
I look good in a dress
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Horsepower Factory
Revzone Auto Tuning Centre
#6299
Posted 25 July 2013 - 12:46 PM
You don't have a beard either, what in the actualfuck are you talking about man?!
I look good in a dress
I dress good in a look.
#6300
Posted 25 July 2013 - 12:47 PM
I dress good in a look.
I like comments that captivate and inspire me.....this wasn't one of them
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Horsepower Factory
Revzone Auto Tuning Centre
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