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Posted 25 July 2013 - 12:40 PM

First time in my life I've had a salad as a meal. Never felt so satisfied...

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Posted 25 July 2013 - 12:41 PM

It's a prophecy, Sackface. 



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Posted 25 July 2013 - 12:41 PM

Salad? that's the meal my food eats! :P


but I do like a good salad as a side.

 


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Posted 25 July 2013 - 12:41 PM

 Never felt so satisfied...

 

Tell your missus to take it deeper and tell her to try and tickle your balls with her tongue. 



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Posted 25 July 2013 - 12:42 PM

Hahahaha

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Posted 25 July 2013 - 12:42 PM

It's a prophecy, Sackface. 

How's that Hitler mo coming along.... 


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Posted 25 July 2013 - 12:43 PM

Wok time :(


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 25 July 2013 - 12:43 PM

Getting there. 



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Posted 25 July 2013 - 12:43 PM

Wok time :(

Stir Fry for lunch?


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Posted 25 July 2013 - 12:43 PM

I need to shave off my beard


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 25 July 2013 - 12:43 PM

 

Tell your missus to take it deeper and tell her to try and tickle your balls with her tongue. 

 

Hahahahaha.

 

Tell her to use your gooch as a chin rest.


 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 25 July 2013 - 12:44 PM

Wok time :(

 

Hahahaha. aww nawwww mee sooo speeaka no ingwish.

 

You ***** are on fire today.



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Posted 25 July 2013 - 12:44 PM

I need to shave off my beard

 

What type of man shouldn't have a beard? 

 

A Woman.


 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 25 July 2013 - 12:44 PM

hahahahahahahahaha forking hell.

 


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Posted 25 July 2013 - 12:45 PM

Stir Fry for lunch?

I wish, that was meant to say "work" but every now and then I have trouble typing the letter AGH!


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 25 July 2013 - 12:45 PM

I shave every day. I even wax my special bits.



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Posted 25 July 2013 - 12:45 PM

A Woman.

Yep, a big menstruating women.... is that what you are Ash? A big menstruating women?

 


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Posted 25 July 2013 - 12:45 PM

 

What type of man shouldn't have a beard? 

 

A Woman.

I look good in a dress


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 25 July 2013 - 12:46 PM

You don't have a beard either, what in the actualfuck are you talking about man?!


I look good in a dress

 

I dress good in a look.



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Posted 25 July 2013 - 12:47 PM


I dress good in a look.

I like comments that captivate and inspire me.....this wasn't one of them


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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