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#6441 Adam

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Posted 25 July 2013 - 09:45 PM

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Posted 25 July 2013 - 09:46 PM

Broad is on her way over later. Teary 'n that.

 

fork the world, yo. 

 

Keen to see her though. 


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She has them. Might not be the night for it though.



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Posted 25 July 2013 - 09:51 PM

Fair call.

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Posted 25 July 2013 - 09:51 PM

WHEN DO I GET TO BE UPSET? 

 

I now read all your oblique posts as "Garfield Removed" comics.

I picture this caption over John's head, In the first frame of the strip, he is in his dressing gown, looking dishevelled.

Second frame, he goes into the bathroom.

Third frame, the mirror above the bathroom sink is shown. There is no one in it.


 

 

 


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Posted 25 July 2013 - 09:52 PM

Broad is on her way over later. Teary 'n that.


Was she teary before or after she agreed to come to your place?

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Posted 25 July 2013 - 09:53 PM

There's always time for boobs


I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.


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Posted 25 July 2013 - 09:54 PM

There's always time for boobs


Unless your prospective root shoves a bottle of KY up her clacker...

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Posted 25 July 2013 - 09:56 PM

Was she teary before or after she agreed to come



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Posted 25 July 2013 - 09:56 PM

Unless your prospective root shoves a bottle of KY up her clacker...

 

Haha. Could've been the wine bottle she was drinking..


I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.


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Posted 25 July 2013 - 09:56 PM

Unless your prospective root shoves a bottle of KY up her clacker...

 

Have two tubes



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Posted 25 July 2013 - 09:57 PM

Agreeing and achieving are two different things Nicholas.

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Posted 25 July 2013 - 09:57 PM

 

I now read all your oblique posts as "Garfield Removed" comics.

I picture this caption over John's head, In the first frame of the strip, he is in his dressing gown, looking dishevelled.

Second frame, he goes into the bathroom.

Third frame, the mirror above the bathroom sink is shown. There is no one in it.

 

Haha. This guy. 


Agreeing and achieving are two different things Nicholas.
 

 

Only 50% of the time.



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Posted 25 July 2013 - 09:58 PM

60% of the time she comes every time.

The other times, she cries.

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Posted 25 July 2013 - 09:59 PM

I just stick it in her ear so she can hear me coming.



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Posted 25 July 2013 - 10:01 PM

fork, I need coffee.

No more beer for me tonight.

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#6456 Adam

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Posted 25 July 2013 - 10:02 PM

Agreeing and achieving are two different things Nicholas.

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Awesome

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Posted 25 July 2013 - 10:03 PM

Boobs

This is probably the smartest thing you have said in recent times.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 25 July 2013 - 10:03 PM

 

Haha. This guy. 

 

I'm more of a 'Farside' fan. 


 

 

 


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Posted 25 July 2013 - 10:04 PM

WET UP



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Posted 25 July 2013 - 10:04 PM

This is probably the smartest thing you have said in recent times.


You quoting someone else's intelligent post is probably the most informative post you've ever made.

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.






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