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Posted 29 July 2013 - 09:22 AM

You listen to robots having sex, you are not allowed to comment on this matter, thanks for playing though

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Posted 29 July 2013 - 09:23 AM

I'm hungry! Someone make me breakfast.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 29 July 2013 - 09:23 AM

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Posted 29 July 2013 - 09:23 AM

You listen to robots having sex, you are not allowed to comment on this matter, thanks for playing though


I do prefer vocal trance and drum 'n' bass over robot sex. But, every now and then a good tune comes along.

I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.


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Posted 29 July 2013 - 09:24 AM

I second that

Terrible bloke you are, sack!


 


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Posted 29 July 2013 - 09:25 AM

I do prefer vocal trance, hence another reason I shouldn't really comment on this matter.

 

:D

 

 

 

I'm in a great mood this morning, how is everyone elses day going?


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"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 29 July 2013 - 09:26 AM

:D
 
 
 
I'm in a great mood this morning, how is everyone elses day going?


Go wash your car again! We won't see you for a year :)

I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.


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Posted 29 July 2013 - 09:26 AM

I have a blister on my penis that I'm not sure if I should be worried about or not.



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Posted 29 July 2013 - 09:27 AM

You listen to robots having sex, you are not allowed to comment on this matter, thanks for playing though

 

So Techno = Robot Porno?


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Posted 29 July 2013 - 09:27 AM

I have a blister on my penis that I'm not sure if I should be worried about or not.


That's why you use lube up the butt, Nik.
Dem friction burns.

I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.


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Posted 29 July 2013 - 09:27 AM

I have a blister on my penis that I'm not sure if I should be worried about or not.

You sure that's a blister,  and not just your penis


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 29 July 2013 - 09:27 AM

Terrible bloke you are, sack!

I try... but not nearly as terrible as you.


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Posted 29 July 2013 - 09:28 AM

I have a blister on my penis that I'm not sure if I should be worried about or not.

I...... I don't...... know...... 


 


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Posted 29 July 2013 - 09:28 AM

That's why you use lube up the butt, Nik.
Dem friction burns.

 

KY on deck, bro. 



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Posted 29 July 2013 - 09:28 AM

So Techno = Robot Porno?

Sounds erotic, doesn't it


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 29 July 2013 - 09:28 AM

I try... but not nearly as terrible as you.

Oh trust me, you really are!


 


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Posted 29 July 2013 - 09:29 AM

I try... but not nearly as terrible as you.

Well there's your problem, stop trying and let it flow naturally.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 29 July 2013 - 09:29 AM

Sounds erotic, doesn't it

Doesn't do anything for my floppy disk or hard drive... :(


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Posted 29 July 2013 - 09:30 AM

Yeah, you're a fuckin' arsehole Sack



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Posted 29 July 2013 - 09:30 AM

Go wash your car again! We won't see you for a year :)

I'm not sure I follow, what is this word "wash" that you mention?


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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