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#7521 Shaz

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Posted 29 July 2013 - 10:38 AM

Pics of daughter and wife? 

 

I don't care if you have to make it up.


 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 29 July 2013 - 10:40 AM

With comments like this, I could say that I have put the new wheels on and lowered my car.

Just like how you take a picture of some clean blue B4 and photoshop your plates and lip on it?


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Posted 29 July 2013 - 10:40 AM

Just dick her down bro, I can't believe how cock hungry women are these days, where were all these broads when I was a teenager?



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Posted 29 July 2013 - 10:41 AM

Just like how you take a picture of some clean blue B4 and photoshop your plates and lip on it?


Nope, thats my car, hence no new wheels and its not lowered.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 29 July 2013 - 10:42 AM

Just dick her down bro, I can't believe how cock hungry women are these days, where were all these broads when I was a teenager?


Hahaha, I need to meet me some of these freaking women!

 


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Posted 29 July 2013 - 10:42 AM

I should point out that I'm back in bed, so comfy.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 29 July 2013 - 10:43 AM

Pics of daughter and wife? 

 

I don't care if you have to make it up.

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Posted 29 July 2013 - 10:43 AM

Come over here, bro, I'm on a fuckin' roll like I've never been before



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Posted 29 July 2013 - 10:44 AM

Come over here, bro, I'm on a fuckin' roll like I've never been before

Keep the lucky streak going for MDSC?


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Posted 29 July 2013 - 10:45 AM

Keep the lucky streak going for MDSC?


This is what I'm hoping.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 29 July 2013 - 10:46 AM

Come over here, bro, I'm on a fuckin' roll like I've never been before


Sounds like I might need to!

honestly, where are you even finding these chicks?

 


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Posted 29 July 2013 - 10:47 AM

This is what I'm hoping.

Oh yeah, you are staying the extra week there with Nik aren't you?

 

Hoping Nik's luck with the ladies rubs off on you... or at the very least, Nik rubs you off...


Sounds like I might need to!

honestly, where are you even finding these chicks?

He doesn't find them... they find him...


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Posted 29 July 2013 - 10:50 AM

I have a blister on my penis that I'm not sure if I should be worried about or not.

Proof that you really are a wanker!

If its red I'd be concerned.

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Posted 29 July 2013 - 10:55 AM

honestly, where are you even finding these chicks?

 

Seriously man I don't know. I didn't know there was this type of scene in Margaret River. I literally just got a message now to go out for lunch. I have no idea what is happening. 


Proof that you really are a wanker!

If its red I'd be concerned.

 

Yeah it's pretty red, bro. Might call the Doc. 



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Posted 29 July 2013 - 10:58 AM

Pics of said neighbours wife?

  

Hahahaha
 
HOT OR NOT?

  

Shut it.. I'm good with the B4...
 
Anyway, was washing the car on the weekend and neighbour's wife was washing her 99 RX, next door... husband came up to me and started talking cars... they seem like big suby enthusiasts... should have told them to join... think they are looking to buy an 07 Lib soon... after selling the RX


Haha with posts like these, I'd probably hold off on telling them to join.

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Posted 29 July 2013 - 10:58 AM

Dog just shit on the floor, and she was looking at me with stern eyes, like "look at me, I'm shitting on your floor"

 

What the fork?!



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Posted 29 July 2013 - 10:58 AM

I literally just got a message now to go out for lunch. I have no idea what is happening. 


Go with it bro. It's all good.

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Posted 29 July 2013 - 10:59 AM

    
Haha with posts like these, I'd probably hold off on telling them to join.

 

I've never met a 40 year old woman that doesn't want attention from younger men.



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Posted 29 July 2013 - 11:00 AM

 
Yeah it's pretty red, bro. Might call the Doc. 


I'm going to assume your using protection.

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Posted 29 July 2013 - 11:01 AM

Yeah man, older chicks forking love it.

When I was 18 one of my best mates who was about 19 at the time used to pretty much survive off banging 40 years olds.

True story, he banged another mates Mum (she was a single chick).... turned out interesting when her son found out and didn't know what to do with himself... so he brought my mate a beer as a peace offering I guess haha.

 






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