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Started by B4TT, Jul 01 2013 08:37 AM
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Posted 07 July 2013 - 11:46 AM

Still one of the cheapest WA holidays you could ever do, backpacking is nearly twice as much. 


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Posted 07 July 2013 - 11:55 AM

Bro, not complaining about cost :)

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Posted 07 July 2013 - 12:20 PM

I had a dream that I washed, claybarred and waxed my car, I know it was a dream because my car is still filthy :(


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 07 July 2013 - 12:32 PM

Also, it's a dream because you did something.

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Posted 07 July 2013 - 12:32 PM

Hahaha


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 07 July 2013 - 12:33 PM

It's only taken me 12 months to get tyres fitted :D

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Posted 07 July 2013 - 12:34 PM

I have a set of wheels in the garage that are to go on, had them since Feb, so not far off.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 07 July 2013 - 01:05 PM

Just went for a squirt down royal natio... Great fun! Haven't done it in the scoobaru yet, so was great to compare against the 325i

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Posted 07 July 2013 - 01:06 PM

Nice!
I went down Avon dam road to scrub in my tyres!!!

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Posted 07 July 2013 - 01:14 PM

I'm waiting for a plane. fork you all! Haha.

I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.

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Posted 07 July 2013 - 01:15 PM


Pies for lunch. Not as good as last time :(

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Posted 07 July 2013 - 01:18 PM

Just had the most hilarious 'road rage' incident, pulling into a 6 car slip road parking space, the bloke in front of me was in aone of those megane sports things, bright yellow, I was CLEARLY behind him he knew I was behind him, and he decided to take up the first parking bay - I gave a tiny honk, and he kind of moved forward a touch...

 

so there's four car park spaces in front of him at this stage, and I'm pretty much wedged, so another honk. He just parked it, and got out and gave me the finger.

 

This is in Cowaramup by the way.

 

I reverse paralleled behind his car, and simply said;

 

"Just so you know mate, it's common courtesy and human decency to fill up a carpark from the first space back...

 

- he looked at me while he was adjusting his scarf - 

 

and I finished off with;

 

...especially if you drive a car that looks like a dishwasher tablet"

 

I have no idea where it came from. But it confused him so much that he actually said;

 

"Sorry"

 

And shuffled away, with his girlfriend sort of pretending she was invisible. While the old diggers out the front of the candy shop were just chuckling.


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Posted 07 July 2013 - 01:21 PM

Next time I'll just jump out of the car and give it the old;

 

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Posted 07 July 2013 - 01:24 PM

Hahaha dishwashing tablet hahahaha


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 07 July 2013 - 01:39 PM

I use fairy tablets, on my phone now but look them up. Yellow and bubbly?

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Posted 07 July 2013 - 01:46 PM

Not like it was a good car anyway..

I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.

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Posted 07 July 2013 - 01:48 PM

I've come to the scientific conclusion through thorough analysis that every single person that drives one is a poofter

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Posted 07 July 2013 - 02:06 PM

HAHAHAHA CHOPPED!

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Posted 07 July 2013 - 03:14 PM

I've come to the scientific conclusion through thorough analysis that every single person that drives one is a poofter

This is actually a fact.


 

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Posted 07 July 2013 - 03:19 PM

This is actually a fact.

Sounds like you have first hand knowledge of this :D


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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