Where the fork is GT - July!

Started by B4TT, Jul 01 2013 08:37 AM

July Sack Dinosaurs AMS Bacon

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#1961 Zac

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Posted 08 July 2013 - 02:00 PM

Dude... Fade to Black...

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#1962 Hypnotic

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Posted 08 July 2013 - 02:01 PM

Dude... Fade to Black...

Ooooh well played

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#1963 Adam

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Posted 08 July 2013 - 02:04 PM

Hahaha

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#1964 B4TT

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Posted 08 July 2013 - 02:07 PM

BeeJay, Where abouts are you on the Mid North Coast?

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Posted 08 July 2013 - 02:08 PM

BeeJay, Where abouts are you on the Mid North Coast?

Tuncurry, familiar?

smallish town (well twin towns with Forster) and I have the loudest subaru, i leave it at MNC on my profile so not to draw attention lol.

I've had to coast past cops in neutral before.

#1966 Hypnotic

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Posted 08 July 2013 - 02:08 PM

They always say it happens in 3's,

http://www.news.com....r-1226675431955

http://www.news.com....v-1226675967339

So, now the question is, when is the 3rd one going to happen....spooky

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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Posted 08 July 2013 - 02:13 PM

Hopefully not another Robinson R44.

They had 1 doing flights at the Hunter Valley Gardens Snow event over the weekend, My wife was happy to pay the $50 for our son to have a go until her dad said "they crash and burn, 78 dead in 10 years"...way to kill the mood huh

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Posted 08 July 2013 - 02:13 PM

Tuncurry, familiar?

Ahh ok! I have been there once or twice I think.

#1969 skillionaire

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Posted 08 July 2013 - 02:14 PM

Don't make me pull out the old blowjob joke

#1970 Hypnotic

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Posted 08 July 2013 - 02:15 PM

No ones making you do anything

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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Posted 08 July 2013 - 02:16 PM

#1972 Beejay667

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Posted 08 July 2013 - 02:17 PM

You've already used your only 'blowjob joke' token.

#1973 skillionaire

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Posted 08 July 2013 - 02:18 PM

Some faggotcubt just left his wallet on the table in front of me to reserve it, his missus and him then had a mini conference, both looked at me, then came back and grabbed the wallet and are now sitting at a different table.

life.

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Posted 08 July 2013 - 02:18 PM

A shaved Guinea Pig looks like a bonsai hippo (that is old and miniature).

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Posted 08 July 2013 - 02:19 PM

Some faggotcubt just left his wallet on the table in front of me to reserve it, his missus and him then had a mini conference, both looked at me, then came back and grabbed the wallet and are now sitting at a different table.

life.

Why didn't you take the wallet?

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#1976 skillionaire

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Posted 08 July 2013 - 02:19 PM

I can't quote on my phone, but beejay, you're a tops bloke. Post more in the gt! It's sickening fun.

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Posted 08 July 2013 - 02:19 PM

Some faggotcubt just left his wallet on the table in front of me to reserve it, his missus and him then had a mini conference, both looked at me, then came back and grabbed the wallet and are now sitting at a different table.

life.

Give him the blowjob joke instead... LEAVE BEEJAY ALONE!!!!!!

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Posted 08 July 2013 - 02:20 PM

I emptied it and put it back, ashtray. What do you take me for?

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Posted 08 July 2013 - 02:21 PM

I can't quote on my phone, but beejay, you're a tops bloke. Post more in the gt! It's sickening fun.

Too busy running after crazy kids, and when I do get up to date here, someone has changed the subject....12 times

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Posted 08 July 2013 - 02:22 PM

Too busy running after crazy kids, and when I do get up to date here, someone changed the subject....12 times

Only 12 times? wow you must be way behind

How about that weather!

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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