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Started by Samwise, Aug 01 2013 02:03 AM

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#9421 Hypnotic

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Posted 26 August 2013 - 05:39 PM

Ha ha.

More than Cheryl Cole with a supposed massive ass tat?

Nah, Cheryl Cole is the bomb, I love that ass tatt and that ass.

She's pretty trashy.

She's perfect

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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Posted 26 August 2013 - 05:39 PM

And her song 'We Can't Stop', she looks hot in some scenes but in others, MASSIVE ganga. Doesn't tickle my fancy at all.

+7 on Cheryl Cole.

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#9423 Hypnotic

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Posted 26 August 2013 - 05:40 PM

Wait, she sings?

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#9424 Liberty

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Posted 26 August 2013 - 05:41 PM

LOL.

If I had this, I don't know what I would buy.

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#9425 Hypnotic

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Posted 26 August 2013 - 05:42 PM

I could think of a few things

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#9426 Liberty

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Posted 26 August 2013 - 05:44 PM

I seriously wouldn't have a clue. Possibly buy a house to move out in, invest in property and buy myself a brand new car of some sort... Nothing over the top and something still normal. I wouldn't get a big head out of it I reckon.

On other news, I've run out of 'dirty things to do in bed with a girl' as has been posted in the past few pages of the GT.

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#9427 B4TT

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Posted 26 August 2013 - 05:47 PM

Well Gary, you either need to get creative or your misses is going to get bored of you....

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#9428 Hypnotic

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Posted 26 August 2013 - 05:51 PM

I love shipping charges on some things, $9.60 for wiper blades and $69 shipping from US lol

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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Posted 26 August 2013 - 05:51 PM

Radam, I know you hate skiers and want them all to die, but check these out.. thinking about getting these

haha freaking Iron Maiden graphics.

http://www.rhythmsno...iden-ski-2.html

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#9430 Hypnotic

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Posted 26 August 2013 - 05:52 PM

Fark! Even I would buy those.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#9431 B4TT

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Posted 26 August 2013 - 05:57 PM

Haha, yeah I am pretty sold on them hey.

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#9432 Morgan

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Posted 26 August 2013 - 06:03 PM

@Sam - I did tell her she needs to work I her tan. White as a ghost, yo!

@everyone who owns an Xbox. Turn it on and press update. My mate has been working on something for the last 12 months and its just been released. It's all top secret until now!

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#9433 Hypnotic

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Posted 26 August 2013 - 06:04 PM

@everyone who owns an Xbox. Turn it on and press update. My mate has been working on something for the last 12 months and its just been released. It's all top secret until now!

Does it catch fire?

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#9434 Morgan

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Posted 26 August 2013 - 06:05 PM

Probably

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#9435 Shaz

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Posted 26 August 2013 - 06:05 PM

Red ring of death?

I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts, right off.

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#9436 Liberty

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Posted 26 August 2013 - 06:06 PM

Well Gary, you either need to get creative or your misses is going to get bored of you....

She never will.

Wanting to buy/looking for: single genuine STi rim, genuine STi front lip, Corazon or Zero/Sports grille and another OEM grille

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#9437 simon

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Posted 26 August 2013 - 06:27 PM

@adam

Congrats Jewcake.

Dude did you win another pair of bindings??? Haha i will be a seagull & say if you want sell your pabts I call dibs!!!! Nice work bud!!!

~~SOLD Legacy GTB~~

~~SOLD Gen 1 RS turbo wagon~~

~~SOLD Gen2 Outback limited~~

Car less atm.......Whats next??

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#9438 simon

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Posted 26 August 2013 - 06:31 PM

Radam, I know you hate skiers and want them all to die, but check these out.. thinking about getting these :Dhaha freaking Iron Maiden graphics.http://www.rhythmsno...iden-ski-2.html

Very dope skis!!!! But they are for park monkeys.