Where the fork is GT - July!

Started by B4TT, Jul 01 2013 08:37 AM

July Sack Dinosaurs AMS Bacon

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#2061 Zac

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Posted 08 July 2013 - 03:38 PM

Enjoyable I ~~would assume~~ speak from experience

Like, with Vin Diesel?

Good one...

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Posted 08 July 2013 - 03:42 PM

Yep, I do have experience.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#2063 ams

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Posted 08 July 2013 - 03:44 PM

This is what it looks like when Vin Diesel jerks off into a towel.

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.

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Posted 08 July 2013 - 03:45 PM

Hmmm, be interesting to know how it goes with a bike chain......

...be right back.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#2065 ams

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Posted 08 July 2013 - 03:46 PM

Hmmm, be interesting to know how it goes with a bike chain......

...be right back.

It's like getting a blowjob from Optimus Prime.

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.

#2066 Hypnotic

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Posted 08 July 2013 - 03:47 PM

It's like being raped by Optimus Prime.

Can't say I have had the pleasure of that

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#2067 Zac

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Posted 08 July 2013 - 03:47 PM

Ribbed for extra pleasure?

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#2068 Hypnotic

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Posted 08 July 2013 - 04:03 PM

Sure does tickle a little, but when it pinches the skin it sure does hurt

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#2069 B4TT

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Posted 08 July 2013 - 04:23 PM

Try a chainsaw chain........ live on the edge.

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Posted 08 July 2013 - 04:26 PM

Don't tell me how to live!

Could be interesting though

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#2071 simon

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Posted 08 July 2013 - 04:27 PM

A man was hospitalized with 6 plastic horses up his arse. The doctor has described his condition as stable.

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Car less atm.......Whats next??

#2072 B4TT

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Posted 08 July 2013 - 04:28 PM

That was Ash Simon.

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Posted 08 July 2013 - 04:29 PM

I'll pay that, it made me chuckle

That was Ash Simon.

Why would I bother with plastic horses?

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#2074 skillionaire

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Posted 08 July 2013 - 04:31 PM

Hahaha. Stable.

#2075 B4TT

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Posted 08 July 2013 - 04:34 PM

Haha @ the dude walking in front of me to the train station smoking a 'special' rollie.

#2076 Shaz

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Posted 08 July 2013 - 04:36 PM

A man was hospitalized with 6 plastic horses up his arse. The doctor has described his condition as stable.

Hahahaha

I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts, right off.

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Posted 08 July 2013 - 04:38 PM

A man was hospitalized with 6 plastic horses up his arse. The doctor has described his condition as stable.

When asked to a comment on his actions, he said nay....

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Posted 08 July 2013 - 04:40 PM

Oh shit we've got a live one here

welcome to gt life bj

#2079 B4TT

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Posted 08 July 2013 - 04:42 PM

Beep beep here comes the forking freedom mobile.

#2080 Zac

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Posted 08 July 2013 - 04:43 PM

That was Ash Simon.

I read that as Ashley SImpson, who incase you didn't know, is Jessica Simpson's sister...

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