Where the fork is GT - July!

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#5281 Hypnotic

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Posted 22 July 2013 - 02:31 PM

Bahahaha

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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Posted 22 July 2013 - 02:31 PM

Surely nobody would ever admit to owning a kindle.

I have one, love the thing.

You'd still find a way to talk yourself out of owning one, Sack.

Hahahahahahahahahaha

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Posted 22 July 2013 - 02:32 PM

You'd still find a way to talk yourself out of owning one, Sack.

Nah... got a nexus 7 tab with the kindle app on it... and Megan has a kindle for herself anyway

Dude... I can make some decisions... I think...

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Posted 22 July 2013 - 02:33 PM

I think...

Well, there's your problem.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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Posted 22 July 2013 - 02:33 PM

Nah... got a nexus 7 tab with the kindle app on it... and Megan has a kindle for herself anyway

Dude... I can make some decisions... I think...

I use Kobo. It can read all the ebooks I acquire off the internet.

I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.

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Posted 22 July 2013 - 02:33 PM

Well, there's your problem.

You sir are a genie-ass

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Posted 22 July 2013 - 02:35 PM

You sir are a genie-ass

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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Posted 22 July 2013 - 02:37 PM

Like looking in the mirror, isn't it Ass.. I mean Ash...

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Posted 22 July 2013 - 02:38 PM

I look like a board game?

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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Posted 22 July 2013 - 02:38 PM

He looks like a lamp? But, I like lamp?

*edit: is that what that thing is called where you rub the thing and stuff comes out?

*edit2: not a penis.

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.

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Posted 22 July 2013 - 02:45 PM

HAHA AMSY!!!

Drink already? Or completely sober... funny man...

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Posted 22 July 2013 - 02:46 PM

Drink already? Or completely sober... funny man...

You'd have to come to MDSC to see me drunk, though i'm not sure if I get funnier or not.

I certainly get more die'ier.

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.

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Posted 22 July 2013 - 02:48 PM

You'd have to come to MDSC to see me drunk, though i'm not sure if I get funnier or not.

I certainly get more die'ier.

More die'ier Amsy? I don't even know what that means, but sounds fun...

MDSC...

I still have to chase up with Megan what she said that night... about me going to MDSC and she not having to be there... LOL!

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Posted 22 July 2013 - 02:48 PM

I certainly get more die'ier.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

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Posted 22 July 2013 - 02:48 PM

Yeah, this is about the extent of his humour, its all down hill from here

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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Posted 22 July 2013 - 02:48 PM

I still have to chase up with Megan what she said that night... about me going to MDSC and she not having to be there... LOL!

Most chronically wiped person I have ever met, ever.

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Posted 22 July 2013 - 02:49 PM

I still have to chase up with Megan what she said that night... about me going to MDSC and she not having to be there... LOL!

Don't do it. Don't double check with her.

This is not a tv you are buying.

She wants you to go, she told me last night.

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.

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Posted 22 July 2013 - 02:50 PM

Don't do it. Don't double check with her.

This is not a tv you are buying.

She wants you to go, she told me last night.

HAHAHA

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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Posted 22 July 2013 - 02:55 PM

Yep, going to MDSC is a bigger decision than buying a TV so it should require a lot less thought from you and just more doing.

If you are worried about keeping warm at night, don't... Shaz will keep you warm.

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Posted 22 July 2013 - 02:56 PM

Nekminnut, Sack is at MDSC and AMS is not.

I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts, right off.

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