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#5321 B4TT

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Posted 22 July 2013 - 03:20 PM

Yep. 199 cubts


I see you book Yosh and raise you this:

 

http://www.amazon.co.../ref=pd_sim_b_7

And re-raise you thise

 

http://www.amazon.co.../ref=pd_sim_b_4


 


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Posted 22 July 2013 - 03:21 PM

Yep. 199 cubts


And re-raise you thise

 

http://www.amazon.co.../ref=pd_sim_b_4

I call with this one:

 

http://www.amazon.co.../ref=pd_sim_b_1


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Posted 22 July 2013 - 03:25 PM

hahaha hows this book! read the description

http://www.amazon.co.../ref=pd_sim_b_7


And we have a winner.

 

Fifty shades of bacon

 

http://www.amazon.co...ref=pd_sim_b_28


 


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Posted 22 July 2013 - 03:26 PM

hahaha hows this book! read the description

http://www.amazon.co.../ref=pd_sim_b_7


And we have a winner.

 

Fifty shades of bacon

 

http://www.amazon.co...ref=pd_sim_b_28

I knew you'd pick that book...

 

and with the bacon one, I fold...

 

Now lets have some bacon...


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Posted 22 July 2013 - 03:34 PM

There are some funny freaking books

 

The Haunted Vagina

 

Ass Goblins of Auschwitz

 

Adolf in Wonderland

 

The Baby Jesus Butt Plug

 


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Posted 22 July 2013 - 03:36 PM

Haha... wtf hey? who writes these books?


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Posted 22 July 2013 - 03:40 PM

The same person who wrote this one I guess:

 

Too tough to be aborted, Super Fetus fights back! He's a fetus growing in the womb of a whiny white trash ***** of a mother. His problem: she wants to have him aborted. But what this bitch doesn't know is that she isn't pregnant with some mild-mannered developing human form. Heck no. This is Super Fetus. He has an attitude and he is deter mined to be born, whether she likes it or not. Doing push-ups in the womb day and night, until he becomes amazingly buff, this little fetus is prepared to fight off the onslaught of vacuums, tongs, coat hangers, and scalpels. Once that sonofabitch doctor comes for him... he'll be ready. A horrific and humorous romp with strange characters, stranger sex scenes, and one kick-ass musclebound fetus.


 


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Posted 22 July 2013 - 03:42 PM

The same person who wrote this one I guess:

 

Too tough to be aborted, Super Fetus fights back! He's a fetus growing in the womb of a whiny white trash ***** of a mother. His problem: she wants to have him aborted. But what this bitch doesn't know is that she isn't pregnant with some mild-mannered developing human form. Heck no. This is Super Fetus. He has an attitude and he is deter mined to be born, whether she likes it or not. Doing push-ups in the womb day and night, until he becomes amazingly buff, this little fetus is prepared to fight off the onslaught of vacuums, tongs, coat hangers, and scalpels. Once that sonofabitch doctor comes for him... he'll be ready. A horrific and humorous romp with strange characters, stranger sex scenes, and one kick-ass musclebound fetus.

Sounds like an interesting read... .lol


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Posted 22 July 2013 - 03:47 PM

Erggghhh smashing headache!!

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Posted 22 July 2013 - 03:55 PM

Most chronically wiped person I have ever met, ever.

wiped?  

 

kleenex? 


Sig worthy.

 


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Posted 22 July 2013 - 03:58 PM

Yep..... :P


 


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Posted 22 July 2013 - 04:26 PM

So I noticed that when my car was parked at Ski tube on Sat and I got back to it, started the engine, I got a fuel smell.. look at the engine and sure enough I had a fuel leak.. I was a little pissed off and thought, it was the first time I have seen it... wonder if one of the fuel lines or something is just so cold it has contracted and allowing a bit of fuel weep. warmed engine up and drove to Jindy to find somewhere that I could have a better look and sure enough no more fuel leak........ next morning = no  more fuel leak... park at Ski tube again for another cold day = fuel leak returned....... I was convinced it had to be something along those lines so I started to do some research just now and found these. I know it is North America, but same shit.

 

http://allwheeldrive...ll-a-quick-tip/

http://www.clubwrx.n...ld-weather.html

http://forums.nasioc...d.php?t=1893471


 


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Posted 22 July 2013 - 04:28 PM

There is a good chance that I won't click on any of those links, even though it could explain why I got the same fuel leak smell the other day.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 22 July 2013 - 04:43 PM

Basically ashnotic, it gets cold and shit happens, some fuel leaks until shit heats up again at which point the leak stops.

 


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Posted 22 July 2013 - 04:44 PM

Thanks man, was waiting for the short version that I would understand


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 22 July 2013 - 04:53 PM

Thanks man, was waiting for the short version that I would understand

 

Basically it's like a *****. No problems once they're warmed up ;)


I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.


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Posted 22 July 2013 - 05:00 PM

Going out for a pub feed tonight. Not sure what to get. Don't feel like a schnitty.



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Posted 22 July 2013 - 05:01 PM

Going out for a pub feed tonight. Not sure what to get. Don't feel like a schnitty.

I would go for the beer


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 22 July 2013 - 05:04 PM

I would go for the beer

 

If someone is driving me than yes.



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Posted 22 July 2013 - 05:07 PM

 

If someone is driving me than yes.

There's always an excuse with you!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

:P


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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