This topic is lockedWhat up y'all, just got up, time for a beer.
Also, haha that Ash has a mate with the last name Ham.
He used to work at JB.
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Posted 08 July 2013 - 10:06 AM
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 08 July 2013 - 10:06 AM
Hifi Ham!
Funny if he was asian
HIII FYYYEEE HAAMMMM!
*put your arm in the air
LOOK. I DIDN'T GET A LOT OF SLEEP, OK?
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Posted 08 July 2013 - 10:09 AM
He was IT Ham, and no, not asian
Who won the tennis last night? I bet Murray choked.
Nope, he actually won, good on him.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 08 July 2013 - 10:10 AM
Dad reckons yesterday he told some 20 something birds to pipe down and one of them said "you're just mad because you'll never wake up next to this" referring to herself.
He bit his tongue. I just wish I was there.
"That's correct, because we're smart enough to leave before you wake up, because we know half of your beauty will dissolve when you open your mouth, and the other half will still be stuck to the pillow when you peel your face off of it"
Dad probably did it better;
"I have standards, they're not high... but yeah. No"
They've complained to the bus company about us. Hahaha. Little do they know the other 14 people on the bus have demanded their money back because of the way these little bitches acted!
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Posted 08 July 2013 - 10:10 AM
Funny if he worked at a Krispy Kreme and he was in charge of glazing the donuts.
Glazed Ham.
Glazed Ham.
Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.
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Posted 08 July 2013 - 10:11 AM
At AMS, they were Mosman Park bitches!
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Posted 08 July 2013 - 10:11 AM
At AMS, they were Mosman Park bitches!
Ugh. They sound hot!
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Posted 08 July 2013 - 10:12 AM
"OH my God are you Nik?? Wow! Our friends said to ask for you BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH"
Oh well in that case, drinks are on the house! Fuckin' cubts.
I won't lie. They were hot.
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Posted 08 July 2013 - 10:12 AM
Funny if he worked at a Krispy Kreme and he was in charge of glazing the donuts.
Glazed Ham.
Or if he was a stoner
Baked Ham
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 08 July 2013 - 10:13 AM
For reference, I haven't seen their friend in like five years.
Or if he was a stoner
Baked Ham
While you had an advantage of extra time, I still feel this is the winner.
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Posted 08 July 2013 - 10:13 AM
Or of he was really talented at making fruit preserves.
Jam Ham.
Jam Ham.
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Posted 08 July 2013 - 10:13 AM
fork I could go a baked ham right aboot now!
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Posted 08 July 2013 - 10:14 AM
Or if he was a firefighter.
Smoked Ham.
Smoked Ham.
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Posted 08 July 2013 - 10:15 AM
Well he did get fired from JB so......
Canned Ham.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 08 July 2013 - 10:15 AM
God damn.
Hungry.
Hungry.
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Posted 08 July 2013 - 10:16 AM
Mmmmm smoked ham.
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Posted 08 July 2013 - 10:16 AM
Did he get a job in a men's barber after that?
Shaved Ham
Shaved Ham
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Posted 08 July 2013 - 10:17 AM
Well he did get fired from JB so......
Canned Ham.
Winner!!!
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Posted 08 July 2013 - 10:18 AM
Tipping he's not Muslim.
I can't believe we're back on butthole. I thought these days were in the past!
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Posted 08 July 2013 - 10:19 AM
Tipping he's not Muslim.
No, but he does have big bushy eyebrows, so he always reminded me of this..
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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