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Posted 28 September 2013 - 08:15 AM

^^ Americans are so unfunny. 



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Posted 28 September 2013 - 11:31 AM

^^ Americans are so unfunny. 

 

Agreed. I found none of them even mildly humorous.

 

Best one Ive seen is the card posted on the previous page.


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Posted 29 September 2013 - 08:25 PM

I'm keen for this, I've taken a few in my day!

BRB.

 

These are some I took in the street next to TAFE. Every fukin time...

 

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Arseholes....



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Posted 30 September 2013 - 03:56 PM

i swear TAFE's must attract the worst parkers. had the exact same problem when i went to TAFE.



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Posted 30 September 2013 - 05:03 PM

I can't forking believe there's a kick starter focused on making a business card to tell people they can't park.

I'd really hate to see those people have to handle a situation in life that was actually important.

Those people know they haven't parked right, they simply don't care!

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Posted 01 October 2013 - 09:59 PM

Those people know they haven't parked right, they simply don't care!

 

 

Yeah thought I'd give it a go.  

 

FELT GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

 

 

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Posted 01 October 2013 - 10:06 PM

OH MY GOD..........2 PHONEBOOTHS!!!!


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 01 October 2013 - 10:38 PM

And is that a Nimbus?



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Posted 01 October 2013 - 10:39 PM

No, I think that's a white B4 mock up :P


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 01 October 2013 - 10:42 PM

Hurtful words are bouncing off my betrayed broken heart. 

 

S'NOT A B4 MOTHERFUCKER!



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Posted 01 October 2013 - 11:24 PM

Couldn't even park next to my own driveway cos of my @rsehole neighbour lol...

 

Fits a small car, but barely my sisters Toyota Starlet....

 

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Posted 01 October 2013 - 11:43 PM

No, I think that's a white B4 mock up :P

 

So harsh.....



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Posted 02 October 2013 - 09:07 AM

Hi JoshKong,

 

How deep into the ghetto were you for there to be two phone boxes in that carpark?!

 

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Posted 02 October 2013 - 10:04 AM

Hahaaa suicide booths.

They need some SubyClub stickers.

 

Not too deep, it's at a place called Kariong mate.  If you look closely you can see they have intact windows which is a good sign you're leaving the ghetto behind ;)



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Posted 02 October 2013 - 10:14 AM

If you turn right at those lights, you will find the building I am in right meow.


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Posted 04 October 2013 - 04:52 PM

I didn't take this but it came up on my FB feed from a mate and thought it was awesome. Typical commodore drivers

 

I thought it was Morgan :D

 

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As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 04 October 2013 - 04:57 PM

LOL, but whoever blacked out the previous lines could've done a better job...


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Posted 04 October 2013 - 05:04 PM

They could have, but everyone else seems to get it.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 04 October 2013 - 05:08 PM

Haha

 

VZ Calais. Nice


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Posted 05 October 2013 - 07:14 AM

Commodore drivers don't like change. So they are still running by the oldschool lines.

 

 

I'LL ALLOW IT.


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