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#121 FR34KO

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Posted 06 December 2013 - 02:32 PM

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Hand brake fail.



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Posted 06 December 2013 - 03:31 PM

Umm... Well that's shit.

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Posted 17 February 2014 - 12:05 PM

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Posted 04 March 2014 - 05:21 PM

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As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 04 March 2014 - 05:27 PM

hahaha another hand brake fail??


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Posted 04 March 2014 - 05:41 PM

Not quite, handbrake was on but car wasn't left in gear. The red magna belongs to a work mate, and the chick from the holden was smoking hot, but without pics it doesn't really matter.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 04 March 2014 - 06:48 PM

I need to start leaving my car In gear I think

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Posted 04 March 2014 - 06:58 PM

Apparently the handbrakes on those cruises are horrific. Had a friend from school buy one brand new. First day she parked on a hill, handbrake failed and went through someone's front yard and into the neighbors car.

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Posted 04 March 2014 - 07:01 PM

I need to start leaving my car In gear I think


It's actually an offence to not properly secure a vehicle. :P

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Posted 04 March 2014 - 07:11 PM

I need to start leaving my car In gear I think

I do on hills but flat ground the hand brake is fine


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Posted 04 March 2014 - 07:16 PM

Haha. I don't have a handbrake in the ute. 



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Posted 04 March 2014 - 07:19 PM

Is that why you park it diff deep in mud?

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Posted 04 March 2014 - 07:26 PM

I don't think that will ever stop being funny.

 

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Posted 04 March 2014 - 07:30 PM

I won't ever forget it :)

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Posted 18 March 2014 - 07:47 AM

Hi,

 

Country edition. There was nobody in this, they'd gotten out to take photos of Kangaroo's.

 

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I'm not joking.

 

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Posted 18 March 2014 - 08:10 AM

Lol

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Posted 18 March 2014 - 09:27 AM

Bahaha.


I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.


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Posted 05 April 2014 - 06:55 PM

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Posted 05 April 2014 - 07:00 PM

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Posted 05 April 2014 - 07:21 PM

That guy in the ute parked pretty badly into a wall this arvo.





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