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#541 Hypnotic

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Posted 02 August 2013 - 10:57 AM

Put eggs in pan. Smoosh around.

Consume.

Shell included?


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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#542 Zac

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Posted 02 August 2013 - 10:58 AM

Well what is your fav part of the chicken Ash?

 

Me, I like Breast... :P


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#543 Hypnotic

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Posted 02 August 2013 - 11:00 AM

I just farted, I may have to evacuate this room for the next month.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 02 August 2013 - 11:02 AM

Coz better.
 
Not getting into it.
 
Very happy with that I got.


Why? are you worried you will *loose against AMS.

 


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Posted 02 August 2013 - 11:03 AM

Have the same remote. Works well.


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Posted 02 August 2013 - 11:04 AM

Why? are you worried you will *loose against AMS.

Nope, just don't care... and trying to be diff... 


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Posted 02 August 2013 - 11:04 AM

Have the same remote. Works well.

Im assuming you have a tv to go with the remote, or do you just use it as a wand or something?


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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#548 simon

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Posted 02 August 2013 - 11:05 AM

Damn you and your non working Simon!!!!!

  

Fuckin' Simone.

Sorry boyz.

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Posted 02 August 2013 - 11:05 AM

Im assuming you have a tv to go with the remote, or do you just use it as a wand or something?

My daughter uses it as a phone... but then again, she also uses a credit card as a phone.. and she is under 2...


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#550 Hypnotic

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Posted 02 August 2013 - 11:06 AM

My daughter uses it as a phone... but then again, she also uses a credit card as a phone.. and she is under 2...

What does she use the phone as?


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 02 August 2013 - 11:08 AM

What does she use the phone as?

Wait for it....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

a phone


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Posted 02 August 2013 - 11:08 AM

get out of the way kid

 


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Posted 02 August 2013 - 11:09 AM

Teenage Adam?
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Posted 02 August 2013 - 11:10 AM

Ahhh a momentous appearance by Aek... :)


Yo Yosh, 

 

Teenage Adam needs more cones


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Posted 02 August 2013 - 11:11 AM

Thanks for stopping by Aek!


Teenage Adam?
 

Im pretty sure that is "now" Adam aswell :D


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 02 August 2013 - 11:12 AM

Thanks for stopping by Aek!


Im pretty sure that is "now" Adam aswell :D

Now Adam needs more tranny... and I don't mean Transmission...


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Posted 02 August 2013 - 11:13 AM

Now Adam needs more tranny... and I don't mean Transmission...

Transistor radio?


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 02 August 2013 - 11:13 AM

Hahahah that was a great video Aek! haha.

 


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Posted 02 August 2013 - 11:14 AM

Smashley!!!!!!!

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Posted 02 August 2013 - 11:14 AM

Teenage Adam?

 

and i'm out


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